1 00:01:10,331 --> 00:01:11,331 All right, people, let's- 2 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:15,945 I should have listened to my agent. 3 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:18,817 I just stepped in dog shit, 4 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:22,125 and it got between my toes, and it's humid, 5 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:24,519 besides some dog shit. 6 00:01:24,693 --> 00:01:28,523 At least I hope it was dog shit. 7 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:32,004 Ugh, seriously, I don't know what else can go wrong 8 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:34,529 with this picture. 9 00:01:34,703 --> 00:01:38,054 Hey, I am, I am trying, I really am here. 10 00:01:38,228 --> 00:01:39,447 I'm holding on for dear life, 11 00:01:39,621 --> 00:01:42,798 but it's like this universe has it out 12 00:01:42,972 --> 00:01:44,669 for this project or something. 13 00:01:46,541 --> 00:01:47,541 What? 14 00:01:49,631 --> 00:01:51,241 Hey. 15 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:52,764 So you emerge from the darkness. 16 00:01:52,938 --> 00:01:54,766 You're being chased by a cavalry as hounds. 17 00:01:54,940 --> 00:01:56,657 As you get out to the field, the cavalry of hounds, 18 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:59,119 they engulf you, and you reach your hand into the sky, 19 00:01:59,293 --> 00:02:00,120 just as they come upon you. - What? 20 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:01,860 And there's- 21 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:04,820 That is nothing like what we rehearsed, 22 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:06,343 nothing like what we rehearsed. 23 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:09,129 What are you talking about, what? 24 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:13,568 Like, I am all about, like, 25 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:16,484 action, okay, and- and-and I really am, 26 00:02:16,658 --> 00:02:19,356 but we have to be, like, it's gotta be- 27 00:02:19,530 --> 00:02:20,879 Fuck my life. 28 00:02:21,053 --> 00:02:23,839 Controlled. Controlled authentic, okay? 29 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:26,146 Nobody wants to die here, okay? 30 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:29,061 Now, you know I love dogs, but these dogs are super weird- 31 00:02:29,236 --> 00:02:30,802 - These dogs? - Something's off. 32 00:02:30,976 --> 00:02:31,673 You mean our dogs? 33 00:02:31,847 --> 00:02:32,891 Yes. 34 00:02:33,065 --> 00:02:34,086 Our dogs wouldn't hurt a fly. 35 00:02:34,110 --> 00:02:35,764 Are you kidding me? 36 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:37,742 Have you checked in with the craft service guy? 37 00:02:37,766 --> 00:02:39,333 Yeah, no. 38 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,465 Okay, well, let me let you in on something. 39 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,425 They couldn't reattach his finger. 40 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:46,166 He's down to nine, so completely, 41 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,559 please, come up with some plan 42 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:51,736 where I get to leave here with 10 of my fingers. 43 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,564 The only plan I know is the one 44 00:02:53,738 --> 00:02:55,194 where it looks like you're getting mauled, 45 00:02:55,218 --> 00:02:56,045 and that's why your wardrobe is tailor made 46 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:57,307 for this kind of heroism. 47 00:02:57,481 --> 00:02:59,179 Fuck, what about the blood? 48 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:00,832 Is the blood okay for the dog? 49 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:02,486 Yeah. 50 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:04,314 It's been green lighted by the vet 51 00:03:04,488 --> 00:03:05,857 and everything? - Yes, it's top-shelf organic 52 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:07,926 pig's blood, I had it right here, okay? 53 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:10,625 This is, like, a five star Michelin meal for these guys. 54 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:13,149 You're kidding, right, pig's blood? 55 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:15,630 Pig's blood, are you fucking kidding me? 56 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,762 No. 57 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:24,291 So-so you want to bathe me in pig's blood 58 00:03:24,465 --> 00:03:27,163 and send these dogs after me and to attack me? 59 00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:29,557 Are you, are you, that's it, 60 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:30,427 you know- Look, this has gotta be 61 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:32,342 final, they've gotta have 62 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:33,841 real hunger, okay? - No, I can't take anymore. 63 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:35,432 I am done. - If they're not drooling- 64 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:36,781 That's it, wrap it up. 65 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:07,508 Montoya? 66 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:56,512 Maria? 67 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,951 Come on, Maria. 68 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:12,747 Montoya? 69 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:19,840 Montoya? 70 00:05:30,286 --> 00:05:32,114 Montoya? 71 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:58,095 Maria? 72 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:00,375 Marco! 73 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:05,512 Marco? 74 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,057 Marco? 75 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,669 Maria. 76 00:08:20,195 --> 00:08:21,195 Hector! 77 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:20,472 Yeah, dude, and I am bringing five content creators, what? 78 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:23,693 Five top content creators to come to this island 79 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,216 to save these beautiful mutts 80 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:28,785 and give them the boozy influencer lifestyle. 81 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:31,527 I am Willy Wonka with the Golden Ticket, 82 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,581 and the hot young Timothée Chalamet Willy Wonka, 83 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:34,791 not the old, creepy one. 84 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:39,187 I'm bringing these digital dynamos to this island 85 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:49,240 and I'm gonna say their names 86 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:52,374 Right now, drum roll. 87 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:53,548 First on the list. 88 00:10:01,426 --> 00:10:03,298 For the next generation of busy ladies. 89 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,444 And that's how you dominate your morning ritual. 90 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:22,012 Vince Ventura mentioned you 91 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:23,686 in his live stream, play video? 92 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,189 - Play. - Play. 93 00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:30,630 First on the list, the unparalleled Killer Queen. 94 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,588 You and your life hack, beautifully meta. 95 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:33,870 Next on the list-Hell, yeah. 96 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,025 Big Farmer. 97 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:36,592 ♪ Stacking clucks ♪ 98 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,744 ♪ Riding on this tractor, that's what's up ♪ 99 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:40,378 ♪ 'Sup, 'sup ♪ 100 00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:41,902 ♪ Goats in the field ♪ 101 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,425 ♪ Making green all day ♪ 102 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,383 ♪ Chickens in the barn ♪ 103 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,951 ♪ Stacking clucks, on this black tractor ♪ 104 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,649 ♪ That's what's up ♪ 105 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,411 ♪ Sun's up, goats in the field ♪ 106 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:52,782 You gotta check this out. 107 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,001 Hey, man, don't you see 108 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,872 Big Farmer Jay dropping some tasty bars? 109 00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:56,873 It's super fresh. 110 00:10:57,047 --> 00:10:59,006 But so is this. 111 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,442 Vince Ventura. - Big Farmer Jay. 112 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,400 He's inviting you to a private island. 113 00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,774 Yo, Big Farmer Jay, I can't wait to bask in your energy. 114 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:05,838 Dope. 115 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:10,539 And next, our very own toxic peacock, Mason Kelly. 116 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:15,892 Vince Ventura, it's about time you recognized real talent. 117 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,546 You flip a bird to bureaucracy 118 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,374 with every block you chain, brother. 119 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:22,116 I made it! 120 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,684 But don't get too comfy in your little ego mansion, 121 00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:27,643 okay, Mason, don't get too comfy in your little ego mansion. 122 00:11:27,817 --> 00:11:29,558 There are a couple more people coming, 123 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:33,562 the Shenanigan siblings, Violet Femme and Collins Cleverly. 124 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:34,736 Who the hell are they? 125 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,047 Hey, yo, V, come on. 126 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:43,833 Get those knees up, move a little faster. 127 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,748 Come on, we're lagging on our live stream. 128 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,969 You're the one who was late. 129 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:52,450 Well, I was busy securing our future. 130 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:55,802 Mystics, the vape company, they're in for 10 grand. 131 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:56,716 Collins. 132 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:57,586 Hmm? 133 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,414 Our viewers are kids. 134 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,199 That is precisely why they chose us, Violet. 135 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:05,246 Those kids are the 18-year-olds of tomorrow. 136 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:06,595 Hmm. 137 00:12:07,901 --> 00:12:09,250 Nice tattoo design. 138 00:12:09,424 --> 00:12:11,208 Hey, you know there's an app for this, right? 139 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:12,079 You just, like- 140 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,037 Dude. 141 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:14,734 Snap it and done in, like, three seconds flat, 142 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,779 but no shade, that's um, 143 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,044 that's actually pretty legit. 144 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:23,220 Okay, first of all, fuck you. 145 00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,614 And thank you, I guess, I kind of like it too. 146 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:26,948 You ready to make some magic? 147 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,878 Can you just give me a second 148 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,272 to shift from tortured artist to click bait clown? 149 00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:34,405 Not everyone can pull off what we do, V, 150 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,209 and that's, like, the definition of art, right- 151 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,713 Well, I'm pretty sure it's not art. 152 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:39,386 Yeah, well, it's also keeping the lights 153 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:41,050 on here, so, you know, let's raise the bar 154 00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,346 and brighten up the room a little bit- 155 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,285 Ooh, ooh, what fresh hell is this? 156 00:12:44,459 --> 00:12:46,853 The "Not My Arms" Cake Decorating Challenge. 157 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,506 Ooh, no, I am the arms. 158 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:49,875 Nope, you're vertically challenged. 159 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:52,772 Your face would be out of frame. 160 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:56,427 Look, art is what we make of it, all right? 161 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,690 Philosophical gems from the star 162 00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:01,171 of my pits on your pendulums. 163 00:13:01,345 --> 00:13:02,999 Well, try not to kill my good vibes 164 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:09,484 when we're about to go live in five, four, three, two. 165 00:13:09,658 --> 00:13:11,698 Hey, y'all, we're gonna do something totally insane. 166 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,638 We're gonna see if we can decorate the beautiful cake 167 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:16,143 and have Violet eat it in today's. 168 00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:19,320 "Not My Hands" Cake Decorating and Eating Challenge. 169 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,539 I will not just be decorating this cake, 170 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,237 but I guess now eating it too. 171 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,326 But why are we like this? 172 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,912 It's not gonna be Violet's hands doing all the work. 173 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:30,200 No, no, no, no, it's gonna get crazy, crazy. 174 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:38,469 Oh, don't forget the sprinkles. 175 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:40,775 Mm, it's so good. 176 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,560 Hey, hey, Violet. 177 00:13:42,734 --> 00:13:44,277 What do the fans think of our performance so far? 178 00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:46,390 Oh, "internet royalty," thanks, guys. 179 00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,609 Internet royalty. 180 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:48,823 Yeah, sure, we'll take it. 181 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,133 Two thumbs up, baby. 182 00:13:50,307 --> 00:13:52,788 And, oh, an invite to Vince Ventura's island. 183 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:54,505 Sorry, we can't make it 'cause we're skydiving 184 00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,009 with Elon Musk. - No, no, no, no. 185 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,749 Hold on, dude, that's fucking legit. 186 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,839 Oh, yeah, that's from the GOAT himself. 187 00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,148 Oh, mm-mm. 188 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:08,543 Yes, yes. 189 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,502 Looks so great. 190 00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:13,200 It's almost iconic. 191 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:14,786 That's a good-looking group right there. 192 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,681 Aw, man, Thalia, you're the shit. 193 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,422 Yo, mad love, for real. 194 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,139 I'm just out here sprinkling some vibes, 195 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,035 hoping you guys make viral history. 196 00:14:22,209 --> 00:14:24,143 All right, come on, follow me to the promised land. 197 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,212 Let's do it. 198 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:26,561 Let's go pet some puppies. 199 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,571 I see you with the flashy jet playboy. 200 00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,425 Well, that country swag a little extra, yo, 201 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,749 but if that's your jam, I don't judge. 202 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,273 It kind of sounds like you do. 203 00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,536 I ain't tripping on it, little mama. 204 00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,799 Who are you two, again, the Chamois siblings? 205 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:48,974 No, no, no, we're the- 206 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,106 Actually, nevermind. 207 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:50,977 We're the Shenanigan siblings. 208 00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:51,891 I don't care. 209 00:14:52,065 --> 00:14:53,631 Yeah, we just crossed 210 00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,764 four million subs last month, actually. 211 00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:57,829 I listened to your podcast about pulling back the wallpaper 212 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,526 on the financial facade, like, that shit was dope, dude. 213 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,856 Thanks, bro. 214 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:04,251 Yo, Farmer dude, check this out. 215 00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,316 That's my calling coin, a key to the Mason Kelly kingdom. 216 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,211 Scan that QR code and bam, 217 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,257 you're one Bitcoin richer. 218 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:11,562 Oh, that's lit. 219 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,438 What, you guys didn't know? 220 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,132 Bananas are, like, natural bug shields. 221 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:20,484 If you had watched my vids, 222 00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:21,940 you'd be clued into this already, but hey. 223 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,183 That peel mixed with 224 00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,054 your perfume smell like banana pudding. 225 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,277 Damn, now I want some banana pudding. 226 00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,801 Yo, guys, peep the flip side of the island. 227 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,431 That's where we're laying down a track system 228 00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:36,413 for our trams, pretty dope, right? 229 00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,285 It's popping. 230 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:39,871 Yeah, everyone, see that boat down there? 231 00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:41,592 That's gonna be the Vincetopia party barge. 232 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,464 It'll take people from the city straight 233 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,727 to this slice of paradise of ours for tours. 234 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,730 ♪ All I need is the sun in my sight ♪ 235 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,688 Hey, when do we get to meet the man himself? 236 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:54,605 Oh, dude, Vince is just maxing and relaxing, island-style. 237 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,042 He is counting down the seconds 238 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,958 'til he gets to meet you guys. 239 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,264 Oh, hey, look, there he is now, my man. 240 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:21,545 Whoa. 241 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,243 Nice. 242 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,548 Mm-hmm. 243 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:25,941 This is huge for us, V. 244 00:16:26,115 --> 00:16:28,944 Hola, my special guests. 245 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:32,165 Welcome to Vincetopia. 246 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,905 That's right, I colonized this bitch. 247 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,517 Give it here, give it here. 248 00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,998 Dude, we gotta live stream this shit, ASAP. 249 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,738 Hey, do you have wifi here? 250 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,238 Hey, yo, Vince, your boy wants to know 251 00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:44,133 if you got the wifi hooked up. 252 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,874 I can do you one better, my boy. 253 00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:47,658 I got my own cell tower. 254 00:16:47,832 --> 00:16:49,443 That's fucking dope. 255 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,445 Look at that, I call her the Iron Giant, 256 00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:53,664 'cause she makes me cry every time I watch her. 257 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:55,158 It's gorgeous, it's built by kids. 258 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,276 That's legal here. 259 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,278 Oh, but guess what, you guys? 260 00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,670 You can't use it! 261 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,195 Huh? 262 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,240 Come on, dude, that FOMO will turn 263 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,329 into JOMO, I promise. 264 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,583 That's Joy of Missing Out, it's trademarked, come on. 265 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,246 I'll give you all the dirty deets later, 266 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:12,335 but for now, no one's touching my sacred wifi. 267 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,555 It's going up. 268 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:16,948 He's saving his sacred wifi for that special someone. 269 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,167 Look at this place. 270 00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,126 It looks like a tropical resort. 271 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,580 Wait, how did you engineer this? 272 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,346 Did you engineer this yourself? 273 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,260 Yes, the resort is just the beginning. 274 00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,001 Wait 'til you the see beautiful 275 00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:27,674 doggy paradise this island will become. 276 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,397 It's a gorgeous aerial view, you guys. 277 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:34,966 Oh, look, look, look, look, look, right there. 278 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:36,533 Hello, future citizens. 279 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,145 What, they're fucking wild dogs? 280 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,408 I can't wait to meet you. 281 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:45,368 Behold, these canines are the backbone 282 00:17:45,542 --> 00:17:47,501 of our little viral odyssey. 283 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,806 German shepherds? 284 00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:52,071 Mm-hmm, yes, I see the depth 285 00:17:52,245 --> 00:17:55,117 and nuance like a fine bourbon, impressive animals. 286 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,945 Good eye. 287 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,618 Look at you, looking all lush and plush. 288 00:17:58,642 --> 00:17:59,922 Oh, you my special little fluffy- 289 00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:04,387 Easy, easy, easy, cowboy. 290 00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,161 They'll be your best friends soon enough, 291 00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:08,391 but for now, let's go enjoy some hors d'oeuvres. 292 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,760 Let's give it up for Vince, everybody. 293 00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:10,611 All right, cute dogs, let's go. 294 00:18:10,785 --> 00:18:11,785 Give it up for Vince. 295 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,355 I'm like the Oprah of dogs. 296 00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:18,865 She gotta go to the bathroom. 297 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,449 Waivers and IDs. 298 00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,103 Right this way. 299 00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:26,192 After you, my dudes. 300 00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,455 But never poop inside there, don't poop in there. 301 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:29,629 After you. 302 00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:34,156 Enjoy yourself, Vincetopia awaits. 303 00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,423 Huzzah, you didn't think I'd leave you hanging, did you? 304 00:18:40,597 --> 00:18:44,993 Feast, feast, my internet gladiators. 305 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,727 Hey, are you wearing the new Gucci robe? 306 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:48,910 That's actually Yeezy's Messiah Collection. 307 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,868 So down the hall, 308 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,044 you'll find your own private chambers of slumber. 309 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:56,613 Tomorrow morning, we brunch and unleash the real magic. 310 00:18:56,787 --> 00:19:00,356 Until then, Thalia and I have some groundwork to lay 311 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:03,577 for the main event, so do me a favor 312 00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:07,581 and stick to the indoor shenanigans for tonight, 313 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,932 all right, indoor shenanigans, au revoir. 314 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,499 That food look good. 315 00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,067 Ah, there she goes. 316 00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:26,773 I do this for a living. 317 00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,515 You know how many animals 318 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:29,080 I have to wrangle up? - You wrangle dogs 319 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:29,994 for a living? 320 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:30,995 I wrangle cows. 321 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,606 Tell me what you think 322 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,300 about our fellow icons of the internet. 323 00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:39,178 I feel like we've dropped down 324 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,441 into the carnival of crazies, 325 00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,704 and Mason Kelly is the guest of honor. 326 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,837 Yeah, he's not exactly YouTube friendly, huh? 327 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:50,972 Vince Ventura, oho, I don't trust his judgment. 328 00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,670 No, a kiddie pool has more depth. 329 00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:58,109 Oh, that was pretty cold, V. 330 00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:02,549 Okay, how about we pivot to something a bit 331 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,161 fluffier? 332 00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,382 Huh, the dogs? 333 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:12,385 Thoughts? 334 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:18,173 Oh, I think they should stay, and we probably shouldn't. 335 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,567 Yeah, well, yeah, you're always way more team cat 336 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,221 than dog squad, huh? 337 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,005 No, I love the dogs. 338 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:28,488 I just think the whole setup is sketchy. 339 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:31,447 Oh, nah, nah, oh, hey, yo, no. 340 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:34,320 This is the fucking man, okay? 341 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:36,322 He's throwing so much money into this island 342 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,759 to give these dogs a paradise. 343 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:41,805 It was their paradise before his bank account showed up. 344 00:20:49,596 --> 00:20:51,337 Hey, yo, what's up, Violet? 345 00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,251 You all good in the 'hood? 346 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:54,165 Yeah, I'm just gonna step out 347 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,864 for a breath of the great outdoors, you carry on. 348 00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,170 Okay, but didn't Vince issue a no go, she already. 349 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:01,129 Man, she don't give a. 350 00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:48,785 Aw, you're still up, huh? 351 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:53,049 Hey. 352 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:59,056 You don't like being locked in this cage, do you? 353 00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:01,407 I wish I had a treat for you. 354 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:19,381 Okay, nope. 355 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,932 Oh, fuck, Collins. 356 00:22:49,106 --> 00:22:50,826 I was trying to snag this moody shot of you. 357 00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,022 I figured you'd moseyed- 358 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:53,396 You scared the shit out of me. 359 00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:54,502 Hey, check it out. 360 00:22:54,547 --> 00:22:56,157 Let's check it out. 361 00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,725 You were so serving final girl energy here. 362 00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,554 Eat a dick. 363 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,992 Wow, this is, like, mad homophobic, Violet. 364 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,796 As if being stuck on Vince Ventura's version 365 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,299 of "Survivor" isn't shitty enough, 366 00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:11,128 you're now hiding behind the trees, 367 00:23:11,302 --> 00:23:13,914 acting like a little creeper, gathering content? 368 00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:17,918 I love ya, but I quit. 369 00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,659 Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, so what, 370 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,748 you're just gonna go back to your cave 371 00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:23,762 and draw some pictures for the maddening crowd? 372 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:28,363 At least in my cave, I don't have to bend over for likes. 373 00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:30,974 Look, this is our shot, Violet. 374 00:23:31,148 --> 00:23:32,604 You're always saying you want to make a mark, 375 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:35,544 this is it, 376 00:23:35,718 --> 00:23:36,782 Well, that just sounds like more risk 377 00:23:36,806 --> 00:23:38,721 and click bait to me. 378 00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:41,028 Hey, come on, stop, Violet. 379 00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:44,988 We could sway millions, gain followers, earn trust, like, 380 00:23:45,162 --> 00:23:46,923 that's all influence, and- It's suffocating for me. 381 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,601 That shit counts for something, right? 382 00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:50,775 Literally, what you are describing is soul sucking, 383 00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:53,997 and I have had plenty of that ever since I got a bar 384 00:23:54,171 --> 00:23:55,956 that I have to manage that's falling apart, 385 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:59,438 and I'm managing your dreams, and I'm managing you. 386 00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:04,746 Me? 387 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:11,624 Cool, so what am I, some dreaded task 388 00:24:11,798 --> 00:24:14,365 between paying bills and existential dread? 389 00:24:17,368 --> 00:24:19,196 Like, crafting content from the comfort 390 00:24:19,370 --> 00:24:22,373 of our little studio, that's cool, 391 00:24:22,548 --> 00:24:24,550 and I'm cool with that, but diving 392 00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:27,553 into the vapid creator circus, 393 00:24:28,728 --> 00:24:30,556 it's just, I can't do it. 394 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,690 All right, so look, 395 00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:36,504 maybe everyone here is a little eccentric. 396 00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:39,390 But they're as real as it gets, Violet. 397 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:42,698 It's okay to like them. 398 00:24:42,872 --> 00:24:45,266 They have their anxieties and ambitions, same as you. 399 00:24:47,573 --> 00:24:49,052 I mean, have you ever considered 400 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:51,707 that maybe you're just a bit jealous 401 00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:54,754 because they're living life to the fullest and you're not? 402 00:25:00,673 --> 00:25:02,413 They're as real as it gets? 403 00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:07,244 They're as real as it gets? 404 00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:09,290 They're as real as it gets, 405 00:25:09,464 --> 00:25:13,686 and you're saying that I have some psychological issue 406 00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:15,470 that's keeping me from growing 407 00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:19,648 into a real two-dimensional creator, just like them? 408 00:25:19,822 --> 00:25:21,824 Okay, let me just try this out. 409 00:25:21,998 --> 00:25:25,480 Hi, world, it's me, Violet, live from the intersection 410 00:25:25,654 --> 00:25:27,656 of Botox and bleached assholes. 411 00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:29,397 Drop your dignity in the comments. 412 00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:31,486 What's up, blockchain believers? 413 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,749 On this episode of the Bro Bible, we'll teach you how 414 00:25:33,923 --> 00:25:36,535 to throw Bitcoin at bitches, and we guarantee 415 00:25:36,709 --> 00:25:39,886 they'll either put out or shut up. 416 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,149 Don't forget to smash the like button. 417 00:25:42,323 --> 00:25:45,282 Dude, if that is your definition of life to the fullest, 418 00:25:45,456 --> 00:25:48,851 that is so fucking bleak. 419 00:25:54,291 --> 00:25:57,077 Oh, man, I should have been recording on that, Violet. 420 00:25:57,251 --> 00:25:57,991 Damn, that- 421 00:25:58,165 --> 00:25:58,992 Shut up. 422 00:25:59,166 --> 00:26:00,297 Performance was gold. 423 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:02,299 Shut up, dude. 424 00:26:02,473 --> 00:26:07,870 Oh, major missed opportunity, yo, "Oh, oh, duh, duh." 425 00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:09,132 Shut up. 426 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:10,046 V. 427 00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:12,179 Yeah? 428 00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:14,026 What-what's your play, like, what are you gonna do? 429 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:15,835 Are you gonna swim back to civilization? 430 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:18,054 Yeah, I'm gonna swim back. 431 00:26:18,228 --> 00:26:20,274 No, I think Thalia's my ticket out of here. 432 00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:22,276 Thalia smells like Starbucks, 433 00:26:22,450 --> 00:26:23,450 sunscreen, and weed. 434 00:26:23,494 --> 00:26:24,494 Collins. 435 00:26:24,539 --> 00:26:25,539 Please, just chill. 436 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,326 Come on, just give it one night, 437 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,938 just one little night for me, one night- 438 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,723 Okay, fine, fine, tonight. 439 00:26:34,897 --> 00:26:36,986 But if I find myself the star 440 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:43,471 of some sleep shaming reel, you are dead. 441 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,144 V, I wouldn't dream of doing that to you, 442 00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:46,256 but, but, yes. 443 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:47,430 If tomorrow's a flop- 444 00:26:47,562 --> 00:26:50,043 Uh-huh? 445 00:26:50,217 --> 00:26:53,089 We bounce together, all right, deal? 446 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:56,353 Deal? - Deal. 447 00:26:56,527 --> 00:26:57,527 All right. 448 00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:08,975 This is so good. 449 00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:10,229 These are good, right here. 450 00:27:12,674 --> 00:27:15,634 All right, hand me that, hand me that. 451 00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:16,417 Actually, I have a question. 452 00:27:16,591 --> 00:27:18,114 Good morning, squad! 453 00:27:22,118 --> 00:27:23,554 NDAs are signed? 454 00:27:23,729 --> 00:27:25,252 - We're all clear. - Yeah. 455 00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:26,775 I kind of- 456 00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:28,013 All good, I'm off to my hideaway. 457 00:27:28,037 --> 00:27:29,256 All righty. 458 00:27:36,132 --> 00:27:39,440 15 years ago, this island- 459 00:27:39,614 --> 00:27:42,095 Whoa, whoa, whoa, so are we gonna start hugging trees 460 00:27:42,269 --> 00:27:44,029 and crying about global warming or some shit? 461 00:27:44,097 --> 00:27:45,161 Mason, you're really dropping a bomb 462 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,185 on my energy here, so. 463 00:27:49,058 --> 00:27:50,364 You're right, you're right. 464 00:27:55,543 --> 00:27:58,764 15 years ago, this island 465 00:27:58,938 --> 00:28:01,680 that we are on right now became the setting 466 00:28:01,854 --> 00:28:05,118 for a Hollywood horror story starring the legendary 467 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:08,817 Hayden Hearst and a pack of rabid dogs. 468 00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:10,471 The film was never finished 469 00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:13,604 because the animal trainers just, poof, 470 00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:15,781 they vanished, never to be seen again, 471 00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:18,697 and the dogs were sadly abandoned, 472 00:28:18,871 --> 00:28:22,788 left to rule this island. 473 00:28:22,962 --> 00:28:25,201 So is there, like, an animals' actors guild or something? 474 00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:26,052 Nah, I tried that once. 475 00:28:26,226 --> 00:28:27,880 I had this capybara. 476 00:28:28,054 --> 00:28:29,596 This motherfucker was, like, a thespian genius. 477 00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:32,058 ♪ Capybara, capybara... ♪ 478 00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:33,929 But they wouldn't let him get his SAG card, 479 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:35,864 something about no shrews policy or some shit like that. 480 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,088 Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. 481 00:28:37,193 --> 00:28:38,847 Capybaras are rodents. 482 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:40,675 Oh, excuse the fuck out of me, 483 00:28:40,849 --> 00:28:44,157 your royal highness of Rodent-ial ecology. 484 00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:46,159 Hey, guys, do me a favor. 485 00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:47,658 We're not here to talk about the capybara paradise. 486 00:28:47,682 --> 00:28:50,380 This is actually about building. 487 00:28:57,736 --> 00:28:59,738 Is that an A-train? 488 00:28:59,912 --> 00:29:03,437 That is a sky tram with doggy dispensaries at every stop. 489 00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:06,570 But this isn't about the treats and tummy rubs, 490 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,747 though there will be, there will be a lot of that. 491 00:29:08,921 --> 00:29:11,837 No, this is about transforming these dogs 492 00:29:12,011 --> 00:29:14,535 from ragged to radiant, 493 00:29:14,709 --> 00:29:16,842 and then releasing them to live out the rest 494 00:29:17,016 --> 00:29:21,281 of their days in the land of Milk-Bones and honey. 495 00:29:21,455 --> 00:29:23,152 Um, can you just circle back, 496 00:29:23,326 --> 00:29:25,502 'cause what are we supposed to be doing here? 497 00:29:25,676 --> 00:29:26,676 Why are we here? 498 00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:28,331 Great question. 499 00:29:28,505 --> 00:29:30,464 Thank you. 500 00:29:30,638 --> 00:29:36,426 We are here for the Great Canine Crusade Challenge. 501 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,909 It will be ubiquitous, it will be part of the zeitgeist. 502 00:29:41,083 --> 00:29:43,564 We will join forces to help rescue the free roaming dogs 503 00:29:43,738 --> 00:29:45,435 of this island. 504 00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:51,180 It's a race, the twist, whoever bags the most tail waggers 505 00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:53,704 will be winning the deed to this entire island. 506 00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,924 Shit. 507 00:29:58,187 --> 00:29:59,798 And the best part? 508 00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:02,017 I have rigged cameras all over the island, 509 00:30:02,191 --> 00:30:04,150 which I will personally be editing 510 00:30:04,324 --> 00:30:07,718 into an epic eight-part saga. 511 00:30:09,677 --> 00:30:11,592 Shit, hey, I'm in, I'm in, you got me. 512 00:30:13,594 --> 00:30:15,335 Hold up, I'm trying to understand this. 513 00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:20,775 So you are turning a wild dog chase into a reality show 514 00:30:20,949 --> 00:30:22,309 under the guise of animal activism, 515 00:30:22,429 --> 00:30:23,885 when really, it's just about the clicks. 516 00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:25,345 That's what I'm hearing. 517 00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:27,239 Well, I mean, the clicks are just the gravy. 518 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:28,787 But since we're on the topic of subs, 519 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:30,741 I guess let's dive into it. 520 00:30:30,916 --> 00:30:33,068 Whether or not you are the one that snags the grand prize, 521 00:30:33,092 --> 00:30:35,268 you will be a winner, regardless. 522 00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,618 Once we finish this video, we will be premiering it 523 00:30:37,792 --> 00:30:44,190 across the globe exclusively on your channels. 524 00:30:44,364 --> 00:30:46,018 Yeah, yes. 525 00:30:46,192 --> 00:30:48,192 So you will be riding a sort of subscriber tsunami. 526 00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:51,632 It'll be a sort of, you know, a success explosion 527 00:30:51,806 --> 00:30:53,329 in three, two, one. 528 00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:54,504 Boom. 529 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:55,678 Boom. 530 00:30:55,723 --> 00:30:56,550 I'm with that. 531 00:30:56,724 --> 00:30:57,507 Hold on, for real? 532 00:30:57,681 --> 00:30:59,640 Yeah, for real. 533 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,854 You think I'm gonna play wild dog catcher out there, 534 00:31:01,903 --> 00:31:03,426 out in that fucking jungle? 535 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,125 Mason, buddy, brother. 536 00:31:07,953 --> 00:31:09,563 You're our alpha wolf. 537 00:31:10,651 --> 00:31:11,957 Facts. 538 00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:12,653 What's up, yes. 539 00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,568 All right. 540 00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:16,622 Big Farmer Jay, buddy, you're our animal expert, 541 00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:18,635 and Killer Queen, your hilarious little life hacks are 542 00:31:18,659 --> 00:31:20,115 definitely gonna come in handy out there. 543 00:31:20,139 --> 00:31:21,579 Oh, they're not supposed to be funny. 544 00:31:21,618 --> 00:31:23,664 You made a sushi roll kit out of a dildo. 545 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,536 And Violet Femme- 546 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:28,277 My god, now my name's gonna be linked 547 00:31:28,451 --> 00:31:29,602 to a dildo sushi roller for the rest of my life. 548 00:31:29,626 --> 00:31:31,672 Your straight shooting persona, 549 00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:34,675 mixed with Collins' effervescent Matthew McConaughey energy, 550 00:31:34,849 --> 00:31:35,957 it's like lightening in a bottle. 551 00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:36,981 Well, thank you so much. 552 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,635 One of those dogs tried to 553 00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:41,247 bust out of its cage last night and bite me. 554 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:42,378 Wait, what? 555 00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:44,250 - For real? - What? 556 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:45,749 I specifically said no nighttime strolls. 557 00:31:45,773 --> 00:31:46,556 I think you're missing the headline. 558 00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:48,210 Okay, listen. 559 00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,495 Do you want to win a fucking island or not? 560 00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:53,844 It was, like, foaming around its mouth. 561 00:31:53,868 --> 00:31:54,608 I think it has rabies. 562 00:31:54,782 --> 00:31:55,783 Are you a vet? 563 00:31:55,957 --> 00:31:57,065 Whoa, whoa, timeout, timeout. 564 00:31:57,089 --> 00:31:58,786 Are we talking rabies here? 565 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,266 Because that's a game changer- 566 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,137 I don't tangle with no rabies, big dog. 567 00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:04,052 That's some serious shit. 568 00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,943 They're not monsters, what are you so afraid of? 569 00:32:05,967 --> 00:32:07,708 They are puppy dogs. 570 00:32:07,882 --> 00:32:10,145 Just come out, come on, I'll show you, all right? 571 00:32:10,319 --> 00:32:13,235 Let's meet the pups, these rabies monsters. 572 00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:14,889 Right this way, follow the sausage, 573 00:32:15,063 --> 00:32:16,630 the one in my hand, not my pants. 574 00:32:18,632 --> 00:32:19,459 They get a little bit groggy. 575 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:20,677 It's the morning, dudes. 576 00:32:20,851 --> 00:32:22,462 Give them some time to wake up. 577 00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:27,902 Aw, there's our little baby. 578 00:32:28,076 --> 00:32:30,644 Hi, baby boy, they're so sweet. 579 00:32:30,818 --> 00:32:32,863 Yeah. 580 00:32:33,038 --> 00:32:34,319 Sweet, that's the noise they make when they love you. 581 00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:36,258 Hi, little puppy dog. See, guys, here. 582 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:38,695 Oh, letting them out? 583 00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,480 See? 584 00:32:40,654 --> 00:32:42,395 Whoa, whoa, okay, okay, all right. 585 00:32:44,223 --> 00:32:46,399 We call this one Spike, see? 586 00:32:48,792 --> 00:32:52,187 Hi, Spike, you want a, he's a good boy, he's a good boy. 587 00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:56,496 See, he's nicer than I remember. 588 00:32:56,670 --> 00:32:58,889 Hi, Spikey, who's a good boy, who's a good boy? 589 00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:01,980 Who's a good homeless jungle dog? 590 00:33:05,896 --> 00:33:07,202 Oh, shit. 591 00:33:13,817 --> 00:33:15,776 He's just got his ass eaten out by these- 592 00:33:16,777 --> 00:33:18,300 Shit. 593 00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:31,966 Go, go, go, go! 594 00:33:32,140 --> 00:33:33,378 We gotta get in, we gotta get in. 595 00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:35,709 Oh, my god. 596 00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:37,015 He's gonna bust in. 597 00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:39,060 I'm done, I'm done, I'm out. 598 00:33:43,282 --> 00:33:44,587 Is that door gonna hold? 599 00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:46,546 Not much longer. 600 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:47,242 Maybe we ought to block the doors, guys. 601 00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:48,416 He's dead. 602 00:33:48,461 --> 00:33:49,766 Oh, shit. 603 00:33:51,159 --> 00:33:51,986 Do you hear them? 604 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:52,856 Oh, god, he's out there. 605 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,902 He's out there somewhere. 606 00:33:55,076 --> 00:33:57,035 Yo, Farmer Jay, be careful over there. 607 00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,624 It's a sanctuary and safari, an adventure rolled into one. 608 00:34:01,648 --> 00:34:03,215 Hey, do you see anything? 609 00:34:03,389 --> 00:34:04,738 Here, dogs of every shape- 610 00:34:04,912 --> 00:34:05,695 Farmer Jay, do you see something? 611 00:34:05,869 --> 00:34:07,610 No. 612 00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:09,525 Inviting you to join them, join them- 613 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,353 Is it locked? 614 00:34:13,529 --> 00:34:13,921 Stay right there, stay right there. 615 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:15,095 Oh, fuck. 616 00:34:15,227 --> 00:34:16,532 Come on. 617 00:34:16,706 --> 00:34:17,746 There's nothing out there. 618 00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:19,187 You sure? 619 00:34:19,361 --> 00:34:21,276 Oh, shit, hmm mm. 620 00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:24,497 Oh! 621 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:27,500 Oh, oh! 622 00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,284 Oh, shit. 623 00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:30,068 Collins, watch out! 624 00:34:30,242 --> 00:34:31,242 Violet, oh, my god. 625 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,856 I got it, I got it, I got it, hey. 626 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:41,644 Collins, move. 627 00:34:46,388 --> 00:34:47,650 This one is for Vince, 628 00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:49,344 you motherfucker. - Hey, hey, hey, hey! 629 00:34:49,435 --> 00:34:50,595 - What are you doing? - Chill! 630 00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:56,311 Shit! 631 00:34:56,485 --> 00:34:57,747 Oh, shit! 632 00:34:57,921 --> 00:34:58,921 You motherfucker. 633 00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:03,666 Collins, Collins! 634 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,537 - Get the fuck off! - Get him, get him! 635 00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:05,842 Get the fuck off me! 636 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,588 Get him, get him, get him, 637 00:35:12,762 --> 00:35:15,200 stupid motherfucker, go! 638 00:35:15,374 --> 00:35:16,549 Mason! 639 00:35:23,469 --> 00:35:24,122 Don't just fucking stand there. 640 00:35:24,296 --> 00:35:26,559 Let's go, get out. 641 00:35:26,733 --> 00:35:28,256 Let's go, let's go, let's go! 642 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:29,550 Let's go to the wine cellar! 643 00:35:30,563 --> 00:35:32,565 Collins! 644 00:35:32,739 --> 00:35:33,739 Collins, get the fuck up! 645 00:35:34,784 --> 00:35:36,743 What the fuck? 646 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:38,199 No, the dog's fucking him, the dog's fucking him. 647 00:35:38,223 --> 00:35:39,267 I do not consent. 648 00:35:39,441 --> 00:35:40,660 Stop fucking my friend. 649 00:35:40,834 --> 00:35:43,924 Hang on, I have an idea. 650 00:35:44,098 --> 00:35:46,100 I have the fire extinguisher. 651 00:35:46,274 --> 00:35:47,884 Get ready for the smoke show, bitch. 652 00:35:48,058 --> 00:35:49,277 Let's go! 653 00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:00,375 Hurry up! 654 00:36:00,549 --> 00:36:02,247 I'm trying to move fast. 655 00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:03,161 Come on, Collins. - Hey, what's that? 656 00:36:03,335 --> 00:36:05,511 I don't even know what that was. 657 00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:06,729 Come on. 658 00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:07,948 What is this shit? 659 00:36:08,122 --> 00:36:09,515 Lean on me. 660 00:36:09,689 --> 00:36:10,516 Pretty good, it's not that bad. 661 00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:11,473 Quick, we need to sterilize it. 662 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:13,171 Oh, my god. 663 00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:15,145 - Look, here, use this. - Oh, you're bleeding. 664 00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:18,045 We gotta Hawk Tuah sanitize that thing. 665 00:36:20,352 --> 00:36:21,744 Shit, I'm helping. 666 00:36:21,918 --> 00:36:23,877 No time for niceties, bro. 667 00:36:24,051 --> 00:36:25,922 Anybody got a rag or a shirt or something? 668 00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:26,836 Here, take this. 669 00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,621 Thanks. 670 00:36:28,795 --> 00:36:30,536 So Thalia's the only person 671 00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:32,035 that got connection with the outside world, right? 672 00:36:32,059 --> 00:36:33,626 So we ought to holler at her and see 673 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,212 if she can get in touch with the Navy SEALs, 674 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,498 or Seal the singer, 675 00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:38,259 somebody to help us get the fuck up out of here. 676 00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,414 Does that hurt? 677 00:36:39,588 --> 00:36:41,028 But how are we gonna get to her, bro? 678 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,810 Hey, window. 679 00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:51,513 Great idea, but we're gonna need some weapons 680 00:36:51,687 --> 00:36:53,472 or something to fight them. - True. 681 00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:59,782 You know what, yeah, this nine iron would do real good. 682 00:36:59,956 --> 00:37:01,436 Pow, bitch. 683 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:03,917 Oh, my god. 684 00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:05,179 Mason. 685 00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:06,441 What's wrong with you? 686 00:37:06,615 --> 00:37:08,574 - What the fuck, man? - Here. 687 00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:12,491 Give me that shit. 688 00:37:12,665 --> 00:37:15,145 This some Secret Santa shit? 689 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,886 Man, your ass is crazy. 690 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:19,672 Come on, man, hoist me up here 691 00:37:19,846 --> 00:37:22,022 so I can see if I can get a lay of the land. 692 00:37:22,196 --> 00:37:22,936 Okay, all right. 693 00:37:23,110 --> 00:37:24,110 Come on. 694 00:37:25,504 --> 00:37:26,896 Yeah, what do you see? 695 00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,463 All right, hold on. 696 00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:30,509 You see anything? 697 00:37:35,296 --> 00:37:37,603 Shit, you're fucking heavy, bro. 698 00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:38,908 What do you see? 699 00:37:39,082 --> 00:37:39,822 Oh, careful. 700 00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:41,041 Come on. 701 00:37:41,215 --> 00:37:42,477 You got it? 702 00:37:42,651 --> 00:37:43,478 - Bro. - You need some help? 703 00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:45,611 Guys, keep it down. 704 00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:47,545 'Cause you ain't light, bro, what do you see? 705 00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:49,049 What's going on, you see anything? 706 00:37:49,223 --> 00:37:50,268 Keep it down. 707 00:37:50,442 --> 00:37:51,442 You see anything? 708 00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:00,321 Hey, big fella. 709 00:38:04,238 --> 00:38:05,238 How you doing? 710 00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:08,241 Easy, bitch. 711 00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:13,378 Ahhh! 712 00:38:16,685 --> 00:38:17,967 What the hell is going on up there 713 00:38:17,991 --> 00:38:19,229 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - Are you good? 714 00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:20,559 I didn't mean to do it, oh. 715 00:38:23,083 --> 00:38:25,172 Oh, shit, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, no, no. 716 00:38:25,346 --> 00:38:26,913 Reel me in, reel me in. 717 00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:27,653 Come on, come on, come on. - Okay, okay, okay, everyone. 718 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,568 Come on, pull me, pull. 719 00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:30,917 Oh, no, no, no, no. 720 00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:32,179 Oh, no, no, no! 721 00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:33,353 Oh, shit. 722 00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,662 Sorry, buddy. 723 00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:37,532 It almost bit my goddamn face off 724 00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:39,186 It's all right, get up. 725 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,143 - You good? - You're good, you're good. - Fuck. 726 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,362 That was stupid. 727 00:38:41,536 --> 00:38:42,276 It's a wild one out there 728 00:38:42,450 --> 00:38:43,973 patrolling the perimeter. 729 00:38:44,147 --> 00:38:45,473 How far is it to Thalia's from here? 730 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:46,193 What, you think you're gonna outrun a dog? 731 00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:47,368 Guys, I'll go. 732 00:38:47,542 --> 00:38:48,542 Yeah, good one. 733 00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:50,589 Actually, I can go with her. 734 00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,112 Sure you can, dude. 735 00:38:52,286 --> 00:38:54,201 Yeah, me too, I can move fast. 736 00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:58,031 All right, look, we're gonna have to, like, 737 00:38:58,205 --> 00:38:59,424 run interference, okay? 738 00:38:59,598 --> 00:39:01,251 I'll set up a distraction, 739 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:04,472 and that way you'd be able to move around them. 740 00:39:04,646 --> 00:39:06,344 You gonna be okay 741 00:39:06,518 --> 00:39:07,127 back there, buddy? - Hang on, I have an idea. 742 00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:08,433 We need a distraction. 743 00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:14,090 What the fuck is this? 744 00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:18,201 Oh, shit, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 745 00:39:18,225 --> 00:39:20,358 I see what this is. 746 00:39:20,532 --> 00:39:21,881 Mm-hmm. 747 00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:26,818 Why do you get "Game of Thrones" wine bottle bandolier 748 00:39:26,842 --> 00:39:28,670 and I'm stuck milking Pikachu? 749 00:39:28,844 --> 00:39:31,934 Just make sure you don't do it in the fucking house, man. 750 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:33,893 I know, I know, I'm not a fucking idiot. 751 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:37,462 The jury's still deliberating on that one, playboy. 752 00:39:46,775 --> 00:39:48,695 Oh, shit, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 753 00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:51,824 Fuck, that hurts, my ankle. 754 00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:54,869 Just sit down. 755 00:39:56,089 --> 00:39:57,960 No, it's, my ankle's fucked. 756 00:39:58,134 --> 00:40:00,180 Here, I'll just hold it down here and you go. 757 00:40:00,354 --> 00:40:01,354 Just come back for me. 758 00:40:04,097 --> 00:40:06,708 - Okay, okay. - All right. 759 00:40:06,882 --> 00:40:08,275 I swear to god, bro, I'm out. 760 00:40:08,449 --> 00:40:09,972 As soon as I get out of here, 761 00:40:10,146 --> 00:40:12,106 I'm getting a one way flight, I don't give a shit- 762 00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:13,193 Shut your ass up. 763 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:14,407 Man, you shut the fuck up. 764 00:40:15,369 --> 00:40:16,109 What? 765 00:40:16,283 --> 00:40:17,283 Oh, oh. 766 00:40:19,286 --> 00:40:20,286 Go, go. 767 00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,986 Hurry up, stupid. 768 00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:39,524 I think he saw me. 769 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:45,312 Get down. 770 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:03,504 Oh, fuck. 771 00:41:03,678 --> 00:41:04,723 Fuck. 772 00:41:06,507 --> 00:41:09,379 Psst, go, go, go, come on. 773 00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:15,734 Fuck, be quiet, fuck. 774 00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:27,180 Go, go, run! 775 00:41:29,704 --> 00:41:31,140 Quick, we gotta hide! 776 00:41:34,100 --> 00:41:35,144 Oh, my god. 777 00:42:26,369 --> 00:42:28,633 Well, if you want to catch the eye of the dog, 778 00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:30,847 you gotta give them a performance they can't ignore. 779 00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:31,976 What are you talking about? 780 00:42:36,379 --> 00:42:38,686 All right, all right. ♪ You are here now ♪ 781 00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:40,079 ♪ I just want you more ♪ 782 00:42:40,253 --> 00:42:42,864 ♪ Right here on the floor ♪ 783 00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:44,605 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 784 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:53,353 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 785 00:42:53,527 --> 00:42:54,635 I gotta hook you up with my boy, Giuseppe, yo. 786 00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:55,877 Nah, I'm cool. 787 00:42:56,051 --> 00:42:57,051 Are you sure? 788 00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:58,097 He cooks in the lab. 789 00:42:58,271 --> 00:42:59,794 This shit ain't working. 790 00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:05,886 Oh, shit. 791 00:43:11,676 --> 00:43:12,372 Hey, I got something for your ass- 792 00:43:12,546 --> 00:43:13,634 Abort, abort! 793 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:17,595 Eat this, eat this. 794 00:43:19,248 --> 00:43:21,860 Oh, shit. 795 00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:31,696 Bingo. 796 00:43:33,349 --> 00:43:35,047 Let's go, get to the cell tower! 797 00:43:46,580 --> 00:43:47,580 Ugh. 798 00:43:48,843 --> 00:43:51,759 Oh, that smell. 799 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,167 Oh. 800 00:44:09,255 --> 00:44:12,214 Oh, oh, thank god. 801 00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:14,652 Okay, don't get closer to it. 802 00:44:14,826 --> 00:44:16,871 Oh, he's so cute. 803 00:44:17,045 --> 00:44:19,352 That innocence has an expiration date. 804 00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:22,616 I could totally be its, like, 805 00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:24,110 rehabilitation coach or something. 806 00:44:27,273 --> 00:44:28,713 Oh, God, God, get it off, get it off! 807 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,840 Oh, my God. 808 00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:33,366 Kick it, kick it, kick it! 809 00:44:38,414 --> 00:44:39,694 Oh, shit, I just kicked a puppy. 810 00:44:47,772 --> 00:44:48,772 Huh. 811 00:44:56,650 --> 00:44:58,367 Okay, what's the rule of the wild here, play dead? 812 00:44:58,391 --> 00:44:59,958 Okay. 813 00:45:00,132 --> 00:45:02,351 Very slow, back away. 814 00:45:05,572 --> 00:45:07,095 Hey, big fella. 815 00:45:08,314 --> 00:45:09,314 Hey. 816 00:45:09,445 --> 00:45:10,795 Oh, easy. 817 00:45:12,753 --> 00:45:17,105 Easy. 818 00:45:17,279 --> 00:45:19,629 Okay, let's just let him go where he wants to go. 819 00:45:19,804 --> 00:45:20,979 Can dogs push buttons? 820 00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:25,287 Bitch, please. 821 00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:27,246 You can train them to do a lot of things. 822 00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:28,726 Oh. 823 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,118 Run! 824 00:46:15,294 --> 00:46:19,515 Come on, bro, come on, run! 825 00:46:19,689 --> 00:46:22,649 Great shot, fuck, they're on their way, let's go, hurry up! 826 00:46:22,823 --> 00:46:23,911 All right, all right. 827 00:46:24,085 --> 00:46:25,304 I don't got no more weapons. 828 00:46:27,393 --> 00:46:29,073 Faster, faster, they're on my ass, come on, 829 00:46:29,177 --> 00:46:30,788 come on, move your feet. - All right. 830 00:46:30,962 --> 00:46:32,678 Should throw, throw something at them, do something. 831 00:46:32,702 --> 00:46:34,269 You got anything, huh? 832 00:46:39,666 --> 00:46:41,296 You got those big-ass arms, just use them. 833 00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,453 Get off me, right, come on, get your. 834 00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:50,982 Okay, okay. 835 00:46:54,681 --> 00:46:56,335 Do you want a treat? 836 00:46:56,509 --> 00:46:57,949 Oh, does my little baby want a treat? 837 00:46:58,119 --> 00:47:00,252 Oh, I'll give you some nice, yeah. 838 00:47:00,426 --> 00:47:02,863 Oh, who's a sparkly boy? 839 00:47:06,301 --> 00:47:07,381 Oh, you want to be brushed? 840 00:47:07,476 --> 00:47:08,796 Oh, you want butt scratches there? 841 00:47:08,956 --> 00:47:09,783 Oh, I'll give you some, oh, woof. 842 00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:11,132 Woof, woof, woof, woof. 843 00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:13,700 You want sparkle, sparkle. 844 00:47:13,874 --> 00:47:15,920 Oh, you're so happy. 845 00:47:16,094 --> 00:47:17,182 Holy horse-dick. 846 00:47:18,661 --> 00:47:19,661 - Hello. - What's us. 847 00:47:20,925 --> 00:47:21,965 Wait, guys, where's Vince? 848 00:47:25,973 --> 00:47:28,933 Jesus. 849 00:47:31,022 --> 00:47:35,548 Spike just went full-on Hannibal Lecter on Vince. 850 00:47:35,722 --> 00:47:38,768 Yeah, well, yo, you're yanking my chain right now, right? 851 00:47:38,943 --> 00:47:40,945 This is, like, some straight-up chain yankage. 852 00:47:41,119 --> 00:47:43,817 Just swing back, come on, I got you. 853 00:47:43,991 --> 00:47:45,427 Come on, yes, yes. 854 00:47:45,601 --> 00:47:46,733 All right. 855 00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,087 Oh, fuck. 856 00:47:53,261 --> 00:47:54,959 You're the only one with a connection 857 00:47:55,133 --> 00:47:56,458 to the outside world, so you need to just stop playing 858 00:47:56,482 --> 00:47:58,223 and call someone, like, now, please. 859 00:47:58,397 --> 00:48:00,277 Dudes, dudes, this is, like, typical Vince shit. 860 00:48:02,270 --> 00:48:04,751 Oh, fuck dystopia, I gotta get back on the phone. 861 00:48:04,925 --> 00:48:08,624 Same, I need to get back to my phone, bro. 862 00:48:08,798 --> 00:48:10,713 What are we gonna do about them? 863 00:48:13,586 --> 00:48:15,327 Watch, watch, watch. 864 00:48:15,501 --> 00:48:18,417 Yo, Vince, dude, nice try. 865 00:48:19,635 --> 00:48:20,941 Any bright ideas now? 866 00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:25,379 Yeah. 867 00:48:29,819 --> 00:48:31,996 This is so classic, man, this is so- 868 00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:33,301 Yeah. 869 00:48:34,563 --> 00:48:35,563 Hyah! 870 00:48:35,651 --> 00:48:36,348 Eat it. 871 00:48:36,522 --> 00:48:38,219 Got his ass. 872 00:48:38,393 --> 00:48:39,936 This is, like, some next-level shit, dog. 873 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,527 It's working, it's working. 874 00:48:44,660 --> 00:48:45,660 Where'd they go? 875 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:48,795 Are you scoping 'em? 876 00:48:48,969 --> 00:48:50,666 Bro? 877 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,799 Sweet Jesus. 878 00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,953 It's straight up not in the rule book, fam. 879 00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:58,936 Collins is in the wine cellar and he's hurt. 880 00:48:59,110 --> 00:49:00,720 You have to call the helicopter now. 881 00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:02,635 Fucking call someone. 882 00:49:18,564 --> 00:49:19,564 Shit. 883 00:49:24,309 --> 00:49:25,963 Bro, bro, this fucking thing is moving. 884 00:49:26,137 --> 00:49:27,312 Fine, I'll make the call. 885 00:49:28,704 --> 00:49:30,750 Oh, shit, man, great timing. 886 00:49:30,924 --> 00:49:33,231 I think I have to reset my network settings or some shit. 887 00:49:37,061 --> 00:49:37,887 Oh, shit, oh, no, no, no. 888 00:49:38,062 --> 00:49:38,888 Be still, be still. 889 00:49:39,063 --> 00:49:40,107 Fuck this. 890 00:49:40,281 --> 00:49:42,892 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 891 00:49:43,067 --> 00:49:44,807 Buckle up, buttercup. 892 00:49:45,678 --> 00:49:46,461 What you doing? 893 00:49:46,635 --> 00:49:47,332 Bitch. 894 00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:48,506 Whoa! 895 00:49:50,074 --> 00:49:51,466 Oh, yeah, I don't think 896 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,555 the network settings is the problem. 897 00:49:55,818 --> 00:49:58,169 Mason and Big Farmer Jay boned us. 898 00:49:58,343 --> 00:49:59,692 Dude, that's vandalism. 899 00:49:59,866 --> 00:50:02,129 What idiots climb up a cellphone tower? 900 00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:04,697 Someone with a death wish, that's who. 901 00:50:04,871 --> 00:50:07,134 It's fucking on time. 902 00:50:07,308 --> 00:50:10,137 Get fried, you little fuckers! 903 00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:17,840 Ah, that's right. 904 00:50:18,015 --> 00:50:19,886 Hold on. 905 00:50:20,060 --> 00:50:21,060 We gotta help them. 906 00:50:23,324 --> 00:50:24,586 What's that? 907 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:25,760 Flare gun, baby. 908 00:50:32,507 --> 00:50:34,292 Either we scare them off or we light 'em up. 909 00:50:34,466 --> 00:50:35,546 Either way, it's a win win. 910 00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:44,041 It's about to be lit. 911 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,871 A flare, seriously? 912 00:50:54,094 --> 00:50:56,966 Eh, oh, well, it's a little fail city over here. 913 00:50:57,141 --> 00:50:59,404 What's next, a strongly-worded letter? 914 00:50:59,578 --> 00:51:01,362 What the fuck? 915 00:51:01,536 --> 00:51:03,930 I think I just gotta, like, aim a little higher. 916 00:51:05,018 --> 00:51:07,281 It's physics? 917 00:51:07,455 --> 00:51:08,978 Yeah, sure. 918 00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:13,331 Yeah, it's, like, some physics. 919 00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:15,420 This is it, all right, here we go. 920 00:51:25,299 --> 00:51:26,996 Oh. - Oh, shit! 921 00:51:27,171 --> 00:51:28,520 Oh! 922 00:51:31,784 --> 00:51:34,830 Not the kind of fire we were looking for, man. 923 00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:37,746 Maybe I overshot that one. 924 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:38,965 Yeah. 925 00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:40,836 Yeah, I think astronomically. 926 00:51:41,010 --> 00:51:43,317 At least we got rid of those dogs, bro. 927 00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:46,886 Oh, we're going down. 928 00:51:47,060 --> 00:51:48,148 Holy shit! 929 00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:50,150 No! 930 00:51:50,324 --> 00:51:51,804 Oh, no! 931 00:51:54,633 --> 00:51:56,461 Oh! 932 00:51:56,635 --> 00:51:57,984 Do you think I killed them? 933 00:51:58,158 --> 00:52:00,421 Yeah, that-that seems probable. 934 00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:02,641 Oh, shit, where are we supposed to go? 935 00:52:02,815 --> 00:52:05,078 It's swim time, bro, do or die. 936 00:52:05,252 --> 00:52:05,948 You out your motherfucking mind. 937 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:07,994 I'm not jumping off that. 938 00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:09,474 The drop's not even bad. 939 00:52:09,648 --> 00:52:10,755 We just need to lead ourselves off 940 00:52:10,779 --> 00:52:12,259 with a head start, come on. 941 00:52:12,433 --> 00:52:13,673 When I die, I'm gonna come back 942 00:52:13,739 --> 00:52:15,523 and I'm gonna whoop your ass. 943 00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:17,960 Okay, I'm, like, 65% sure this isn't even suicide. 944 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,484 You got this. 945 00:52:19,658 --> 00:52:20,809 Listen, I'm gonna whoop your ass! 946 00:52:20,833 --> 00:52:22,182 I'm gonna whoop your ass! 947 00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:23,444 Wait, what? 948 00:52:23,618 --> 00:52:24,445 - Oh, yay. - Nice. 949 00:52:24,619 --> 00:52:25,619 Well done, boys. 950 00:52:25,751 --> 00:52:26,751 Oh, whoa. 951 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:30,233 I don't got this. 952 00:52:30,364 --> 00:52:31,713 Bro. 953 00:52:31,887 --> 00:52:32,584 - I don't want to do it. - Bro, your leg! 954 00:52:32,758 --> 00:52:34,151 What? 955 00:52:34,325 --> 00:52:35,445 Your fucking leg is on fire. 956 00:52:37,850 --> 00:52:39,373 Whoa. 957 00:52:39,547 --> 00:52:40,635 Oh, and he just jumped. 958 00:52:40,809 --> 00:52:42,202 - Oh, maybe dead again. - Oh, shit. 959 00:52:45,336 --> 00:52:48,600 Oh, oh, oh, shit. 960 00:52:48,774 --> 00:52:52,517 I nailed that shit, son. 961 00:52:52,691 --> 00:52:55,389 Come on, man, enough thinking and more jumping! 962 00:53:10,230 --> 00:53:11,013 Come on. 963 00:53:11,188 --> 00:53:12,232 I got you- 964 00:53:12,406 --> 00:53:14,408 Stop splashing on me, bro. 965 00:53:14,582 --> 00:53:17,542 I gotta move my legs. - Yeah. 966 00:53:17,716 --> 00:53:19,128 All right, as soon as they hit the deck, 967 00:53:19,152 --> 00:53:20,893 we out, zero dilly dally. 968 00:53:21,067 --> 00:53:22,851 Hold up, we gotta go back for Collins. 969 00:53:24,157 --> 00:53:25,854 Oh, shit. 970 00:53:26,028 --> 00:53:29,118 I mean, yeah, I, my brain, I. 971 00:53:29,293 --> 00:53:31,425 Hey, how fucking high are you? 972 00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:35,647 Hey, dude, you know what, dude, slow your fucking roll- 973 00:53:35,821 --> 00:53:38,998 Hey, Thalia, what's up, you pyromaniac? 974 00:53:39,172 --> 00:53:41,740 You know what's not up, dude, my damn data tower. 975 00:53:41,914 --> 00:53:44,003 That's what's not up, so calling for that helicopter, 976 00:53:44,177 --> 00:53:45,483 not happening now, man. 977 00:53:45,657 --> 00:53:47,354 Yo, are you for real right now? 978 00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:49,878 You've got no bat phone, 979 00:53:50,052 --> 00:53:52,403 no old-school hand radio tucked away? 980 00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:53,817 No, bro, everything ran through 981 00:53:53,926 --> 00:53:56,233 that one glorious data tower. 982 00:53:56,407 --> 00:53:57,886 Okay, well, if you have an antenna, 983 00:53:58,060 --> 00:54:00,106 a bidirectional amplifier, and some RF cables, 984 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,674 I can whip up something that might do the trick, 985 00:54:02,848 --> 00:54:04,806 but do you got any of that, like, stashed away? 986 00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:06,591 It's not, like, I for sure don't have any 987 00:54:06,765 --> 00:54:09,333 of that stuff stashed away anywhere. 988 00:54:09,507 --> 00:54:11,049 No, the only way out of here is gonna be 989 00:54:11,073 --> 00:54:11,900 through the Vincetopia party barge- 990 00:54:12,074 --> 00:54:13,685 What, where? 991 00:54:13,859 --> 00:54:15,339 What the bummer is is that it's, like, 992 00:54:15,382 --> 00:54:16,751 way on the other side of the island. 993 00:54:16,775 --> 00:54:18,100 Yeah, there's a bunch of hell hounds 994 00:54:18,124 --> 00:54:19,778 between here and there. 995 00:54:19,952 --> 00:54:22,389 Nothing to it but to do it, am I right? 996 00:54:22,563 --> 00:54:24,913 Whoa, hey, you guys are forgetting something. 997 00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:28,830 Okay, first we have to get Collins out of the cellar. 998 00:54:29,004 --> 00:54:31,050 Oh, shit. 999 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:33,835 Okay, okay, the bummer is that the cellar 1000 00:54:34,009 --> 00:54:35,204 and the boat, they're in, like, 1001 00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:36,838 two totally opposite directions. 1002 00:54:37,012 --> 00:54:38,362 True, true. 1003 00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:40,625 Hey, tough break about your bro. 1004 00:54:40,799 --> 00:54:43,671 But chances are he's already dog meat. 1005 00:54:43,845 --> 00:54:46,326 Let's cut our losses and fuck off. 1006 00:54:46,500 --> 00:54:49,024 Please do fuck off, Mason. 1007 00:54:49,198 --> 00:54:51,810 I am not leaving without my brother. 1008 00:54:51,984 --> 00:54:54,073 Go ahead, we're out like trout. 1009 00:54:54,247 --> 00:54:55,770 Thalia, give me the key. 1010 00:54:55,944 --> 00:54:58,164 No, man, that's not very cool. 1011 00:54:58,338 --> 00:54:59,924 And by the way, you don't even know where the boat is, 1012 00:54:59,948 --> 00:55:02,211 so super great plan, bro, really. 1013 00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:05,519 Okay, well, what if we head back to the mainland, 1014 00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:09,044 grab a posse, and make a triumphant return for Collins? 1015 00:55:09,218 --> 00:55:12,874 Yes, that, so Thalia, the key. 1016 00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:14,328 You don't have to listen to him. 1017 00:55:14,398 --> 00:55:16,443 Don't be an asshole. 1018 00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:18,291 I'll give you a few Bitcoin for your troubles, huh? 1019 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:20,273 Oh, you a scammer. 1020 00:55:20,447 --> 00:55:23,058 No, no, you can't slap a price tag on my conscience, bro. 1021 00:55:23,232 --> 00:55:24,843 Y'all need to stop fucking arguing. 1022 00:55:25,017 --> 00:55:26,105 This is what we fucking do. 1023 00:55:26,279 --> 00:55:27,889 Violet and I, we rolling out. 1024 00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:29,717 The rest of y'all just hold down the fort 1025 00:55:29,891 --> 00:55:32,111 'til we get back here with Collins, all right? 1026 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,699 Like some chick's gonna hold me back anyway? 1027 00:55:35,723 --> 00:55:36,961 I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1028 00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:37,769 Are you fucking kidding me? 1029 00:55:37,943 --> 00:55:39,292 Prick. 1030 00:55:39,466 --> 00:55:40,746 Well, I'll stay here with Thalia 1031 00:55:40,772 --> 00:55:42,469 and keep an eye on that asshole. 1032 00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:44,229 Okay, and there's a golf cart in the shed, 1033 00:55:44,253 --> 00:55:46,231 so you should be able to haul Collins back with it. 1034 00:55:46,255 --> 00:55:48,170 Perfect, let's get this shit show on the road 1035 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:50,782 while them damn canines out there still licking they balls. 1036 00:55:52,087 --> 00:55:53,087 Hey. 1037 00:55:54,394 --> 00:55:56,048 Don't die and shit. 1038 00:55:56,222 --> 00:55:57,222 You too. 1039 00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:01,009 I'll be upstairs. 1040 00:56:01,183 --> 00:56:03,490 Keep the energy contained down here, assholes. 1041 00:56:03,664 --> 00:56:05,753 - Whoa. - Oh, my god. 1042 00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:06,450 What the fuck is your problem? - I bet your dick is so big. 1043 00:56:06,624 --> 00:56:07,624 Fucking huge. 1044 00:56:07,668 --> 00:56:08,668 Bye. 1045 00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:13,674 Oh, he dead, dead. 1046 00:56:16,982 --> 00:56:18,102 My sister's gonna be so mad. 1047 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:19,941 She's gonna have my ass. 1048 00:56:20,115 --> 00:56:21,963 I mean, she's just gonna go fucking nuclear, dude. 1049 00:56:21,987 --> 00:56:23,902 The universe dealt us a shitty hand, 1050 00:56:24,076 --> 00:56:25,686 but you didn't shuffle the deck. 1051 00:56:25,860 --> 00:56:27,316 Vince's death is not on you, all right? 1052 00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:28,602 She specifically warned me not 1053 00:56:28,776 --> 00:56:30,016 to come looking for this place. 1054 00:56:34,826 --> 00:56:36,226 Once the media gets a whiff of this, 1055 00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:38,177 it's gonna be paparazzi 24/7. 1056 00:56:38,351 --> 00:56:39,918 It's just gonna be, like, a total- 1057 00:56:40,092 --> 00:56:41,652 Yeah, I-I think you're catastrophizing. 1058 00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:43,146 I don't think the media is gonna be- 1059 00:56:43,225 --> 00:56:46,098 I'm not, it's, my sister's Hayden Hearst. 1060 00:56:50,363 --> 00:56:53,148 Like, tabloid dynamite, Hayden fucking Hearst. 1061 00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:56,413 Come on, hurry up, kids. 1062 00:56:56,587 --> 00:56:58,371 Thank you. 1063 00:56:58,545 --> 00:56:59,241 Here you are, you caffeinated majesty 1064 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,634 Oh, thank you. 1065 00:57:00,808 --> 00:57:02,157 Hey, Hayden. 1066 00:57:02,331 --> 00:57:03,691 Can this wait, we're about to roll. 1067 00:57:03,855 --> 00:57:07,206 I really think you should see this. 1068 00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:08,575 Spike just, like, leaps on him, right, 1069 00:57:08,599 --> 00:57:09,338 starts ripping on him- 1070 00:57:09,513 --> 00:57:10,513 Good God, Thalia. 1071 00:57:11,602 --> 00:57:13,231 He just goes, like, Hannibal Lecter on his ass. 1072 00:57:13,255 --> 00:57:14,255 What, is that a prank? 1073 00:57:15,257 --> 00:57:17,303 I don't think so. 1074 00:57:17,477 --> 00:57:18,086 Ms. Hearst, we're ready for you on set. 1075 00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:20,611 Be right there! 1076 00:57:20,785 --> 00:57:22,439 So he's still in the basement? 1077 00:57:22,613 --> 00:57:24,179 Was that blood here before? 1078 00:57:24,353 --> 00:57:25,616 No, that's fresh. 1079 00:57:27,269 --> 00:57:28,445 Collins, you down there? 1080 00:57:32,274 --> 00:57:33,406 Oh, shit. 1081 00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:34,886 Well, he gone now. 1082 00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:56,167 Collins? 1083 00:58:00,128 --> 00:58:01,260 Oh, hey, sis. 1084 00:58:02,522 --> 00:58:05,743 Farmer Jay, hello. 1085 00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:08,572 Do you guys have the wifi password? 1086 00:58:09,877 --> 00:58:11,488 I sure do not. 1087 00:58:11,662 --> 00:58:14,273 This is just some overcooked Insta-fuckery 1088 00:58:14,447 --> 00:58:17,189 to sell a new line of Vince Ventura's Scooby Snacks, 1089 00:58:17,363 --> 00:58:19,452 or some other nonsense. 1090 00:58:19,626 --> 00:58:21,386 I know, but this is where the video cuts off. 1091 00:58:21,454 --> 00:58:23,238 Ah. 1092 00:58:23,412 --> 00:58:25,371 Only ones with the- 1093 00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:27,480 Apparently Vince invited a bunch of content creators 1094 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:29,984 to an island, I don't know what they were doing there. 1095 00:58:30,158 --> 00:58:33,248 I do, dammit, Thalia. 1096 00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:37,165 Here you go, here they are. 1097 00:58:37,339 --> 00:58:39,143 What are you doing with the doggy downers, buddy? 1098 00:58:39,167 --> 00:58:40,560 I'm just starving. 1099 00:58:40,734 --> 00:58:42,301 Yeah, what are you taking? 1100 00:58:42,475 --> 00:58:45,173 Hey, hey, Collins, what are you taking? 1101 00:58:45,347 --> 00:58:46,871 We have to go. - A little bit of this 1102 00:58:47,045 --> 00:58:47,785 and a little bit of that. - We have to go. 1103 00:58:47,959 --> 00:58:49,119 If you keep munching on that, 1104 00:58:49,264 --> 00:58:50,962 then we're gonna be here forever. 1105 00:58:51,136 --> 00:58:52,417 Come on, we cannot be late, we're gonna be, 1106 00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:53,225 we're gonna be late. - Farmer Jay. 1107 00:58:53,399 --> 00:58:54,443 Hey, buddy, hey- 1108 00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:55,401 We're gonna be late for what? 1109 00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:56,663 The boat party. 1110 00:58:56,837 --> 00:58:57,621 - I love parties. - Yeah. 1111 00:58:57,795 --> 00:58:58,875 There's a rumor that Vince, 1112 00:58:59,013 --> 00:59:01,973 he might not be living anymore. 1113 00:59:02,147 --> 00:59:03,757 You say not living anymore, as in? 1114 00:59:03,931 --> 00:59:05,629 Among the living now. 1115 00:59:07,935 --> 00:59:09,415 Like, dead? 1116 00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:10,895 Have you called Thalia? 1117 00:59:11,069 --> 00:59:12,505 Call Thalia. - I tried calling, 1118 00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:13,999 but it went straight to voicemail. 1119 00:59:14,376 --> 00:59:15,376 Fuck me. 1120 00:59:24,648 --> 00:59:26,248 Hayden told me about her crazy experience 1121 00:59:26,301 --> 00:59:28,173 on "The Breed," and. 1122 00:59:28,347 --> 00:59:30,238 I can't believe Hayden fucking Hearst is your sister. 1123 00:59:30,262 --> 00:59:32,699 Ugh, she's just, like, the epitome of badass. 1124 00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:34,527 Sorry, I'm, like, a nervous talker. 1125 00:59:34,701 --> 00:59:36,021 It's okay, we all have our quirks, 1126 00:59:36,094 --> 00:59:37,791 you know, mine is chronic anxiety. 1127 00:59:39,445 --> 00:59:40,794 All right, assholes. 1128 00:59:43,841 --> 00:59:44,842 The time is up. 1129 00:59:45,016 --> 00:59:45,843 - Bro. - Geez. 1130 00:59:46,017 --> 00:59:48,149 Let's roll. 1131 00:59:48,323 --> 00:59:49,997 Bro, you've been hitting the sauce there pretty hard, huh? 1132 00:59:50,021 --> 00:59:51,892 Oh, oh, god. 1133 00:59:52,066 --> 00:59:53,851 Geez, dude, chill out. 1134 00:59:56,854 --> 00:59:58,266 Oh, god, that's fucking nasty. - Ugh. 1135 00:59:58,290 --> 01:00:00,553 It was like a whole bouquet, oh, my god. 1136 01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:02,816 Jesus Christ, you're gross. 1137 01:00:02,990 --> 01:00:05,166 Yeah, you think you're better than me? 1138 01:00:08,082 --> 01:00:09,762 - Hey, dude, get off me. - Just give me it! 1139 01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:11,564 Hey, ow, shit. 1140 01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:12,434 Come on, why are you making this harder? 1141 01:00:12,609 --> 01:00:13,609 Get off of me! 1142 01:00:14,915 --> 01:00:16,613 Hey, what the fuck are you doing? 1143 01:00:16,787 --> 01:00:17,439 - Here, I got it. - Get off of me, get off. 1144 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:19,180 What, no, you can't- 1145 01:00:19,354 --> 01:00:21,400 Get off of her, get off of her! 1146 01:00:21,574 --> 01:00:23,968 It's mine! 1147 01:00:24,142 --> 01:00:25,142 I told you to stop. 1148 01:00:26,144 --> 01:00:27,144 Nice. 1149 01:00:28,407 --> 01:00:29,930 Hell, yeah. 1150 01:00:30,104 --> 01:00:33,281 Oh, god, that's nasty. 1151 01:00:33,455 --> 01:00:35,375 Honestly, god, bro, those were my freaking snacks 1152 01:00:35,457 --> 01:00:37,198 and you wasted them, man, fuck you. 1153 01:00:37,372 --> 01:00:39,157 You're dead! 1154 01:00:39,331 --> 01:00:40,656 Just give me back the key, just give me the key. 1155 01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,290 Nobody fucks with Mason Kelly. 1156 01:00:44,510 --> 01:00:45,685 Holy shit. 1157 01:00:49,907 --> 01:00:51,473 Put the gun down. 1158 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,084 It's crazy. 1159 01:00:53,258 --> 01:00:55,042 Shit, key! 1160 01:00:55,216 --> 01:00:55,956 - Move, move, move! - Come on, we need the key. 1161 01:00:56,130 --> 01:00:57,305 Let's just go, go, go, go. 1162 01:00:57,479 --> 01:00:58,829 - Get back here! - Let's go. 1163 01:00:59,003 --> 01:01:01,658 Where are you going, you asshole? 1164 01:01:06,532 --> 01:01:08,273 Oh, shit, Mason, watch out! 1165 01:01:28,336 --> 01:01:30,338 Collins. 1166 01:01:30,512 --> 01:01:32,906 Hold up, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1167 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,908 Whoa, whoa, chill, chill. 1168 01:01:35,082 --> 01:01:36,082 - Get in! - Whoa! 1169 01:01:37,606 --> 01:01:39,086 Slide over, I know these roads, trust. 1170 01:01:39,565 --> 01:01:40,697 Hello. 1171 01:01:40,871 --> 01:01:42,350 Goddamn, you look like shit. 1172 01:01:42,524 --> 01:01:44,570 Hey, do you know the wifi password? 1173 01:01:44,744 --> 01:01:45,744 - Mm-mm. - Aww. 1174 01:01:45,876 --> 01:01:47,355 Yo, where's Mason Kelly? 1175 01:01:47,529 --> 01:01:49,249 Dude's toast, man, like, burnt toast. - Huh? 1176 01:01:50,576 --> 01:01:51,596 Wait, what-what happened? 1177 01:01:51,620 --> 01:01:52,665 A dog got him. 1178 01:01:52,839 --> 01:01:54,275 And the boat key. 1179 01:01:54,449 --> 01:01:56,364 Well, ain't that about a pearl on pig shit. 1180 01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:57,975 Oh, no. 1181 01:01:58,149 --> 01:01:59,890 Oh, no, fucking shit, no. 1182 01:02:00,064 --> 01:02:01,868 Fuck, the motor gave out. - Yo, why you stopping? 1183 01:02:01,892 --> 01:02:03,502 You gotta push it. 1184 01:02:03,676 --> 01:02:04,982 I got it, I got it. 1185 01:02:05,156 --> 01:02:06,984 - Okay, I'll help. - I got it. 1186 01:02:09,464 --> 01:02:10,464 - You guys got this! - Go! 1187 01:02:11,989 --> 01:02:13,469 You got this, you're doing great, man. 1188 01:02:13,599 --> 01:02:15,272 You look great, your muscles, they're bulging. 1189 01:02:15,296 --> 01:02:16,317 You look awesome, thank you. - Come on. 1190 01:02:16,341 --> 01:02:18,082 Push, go. 1191 01:02:19,823 --> 01:02:20,998 Push it, let's go. 1192 01:02:24,218 --> 01:02:25,654 Hey, Farmer Ted, push us farther. 1193 01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:27,961 That's great, man. 1194 01:02:28,135 --> 01:02:29,484 Farther and faster. 1195 01:02:29,658 --> 01:02:31,269 Just a little further. 1196 01:02:33,793 --> 01:02:35,447 Dogs, dogs, the dogs are coming! 1197 01:02:39,843 --> 01:02:41,192 You've got this, you've got this! 1198 01:02:42,715 --> 01:02:43,977 A little faster. 1199 01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:45,979 Shit. 1200 01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:47,153 Let's go! 1201 01:02:51,028 --> 01:02:52,638 Man, how much more of this bullshit 1202 01:02:52,812 --> 01:02:54,442 we gotta go through before we get to this damn boat? 1203 01:02:54,466 --> 01:02:56,990 I could tell you, man, but it's gonna bum you out. 1204 01:02:59,601 --> 01:03:00,341 Pump the gas. 1205 01:03:00,515 --> 01:03:01,821 This is the gas. 1206 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:08,784 Getting closer! 1207 01:03:12,527 --> 01:03:14,051 Okay, grab a moonshine bottle 1208 01:03:14,225 --> 01:03:15,705 and aim for the center of that bridge. 1209 01:03:15,879 --> 01:03:18,272 You light it up. 1210 01:03:18,446 --> 01:03:19,621 Fireball rocketing in three, 1211 01:03:21,319 --> 01:03:22,319 two. 1212 01:03:23,974 --> 01:03:24,974 Oh, it's you. 1213 01:03:26,193 --> 01:03:27,542 All right, go. 1214 01:03:27,716 --> 01:03:30,154 Yeah, blaze and go! 1215 01:03:36,769 --> 01:03:37,596 See you in hell, motherfuckers. 1216 01:03:37,770 --> 01:03:38,770 Sick. Hell, yeah. 1217 01:03:43,471 --> 01:03:44,471 Okay. 1218 01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:46,866 Okay, we're here. 1219 01:03:48,694 --> 01:03:50,304 Is this the shit Vince was rambling about 1220 01:03:50,478 --> 01:03:52,698 from that whole movie? 1221 01:03:52,872 --> 01:03:54,395 Yeah, pretty cool, right? 1222 01:03:54,569 --> 01:03:56,180 The Universal one was cooler. 1223 01:03:56,354 --> 01:03:57,897 Look at this cage, it's ripped to shreds. 1224 01:03:57,921 --> 01:03:59,139 Dude, the fact that Vince 1225 01:03:59,313 --> 01:04:01,228 and you even stayed alive long enough 1226 01:04:01,402 --> 01:04:03,796 to drag us into this mess is a statistical anomaly. 1227 01:04:03,970 --> 01:04:05,319 When we first got to the island, 1228 01:04:05,493 --> 01:04:07,080 the dogs, they were, like, super shy, man. 1229 01:04:07,104 --> 01:04:08,516 They kept to themselves, it was chill. 1230 01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:10,281 They became extroverts real fast. 1231 01:04:10,455 --> 01:04:12,022 Well, a little while 1232 01:04:12,196 --> 01:04:13,782 after we started construction on Vincetopia, 1233 01:04:13,806 --> 01:04:15,566 the dogs, they got, like, a little bit aggressive, 1234 01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:17,201 and one dude got bit. 1235 01:04:17,375 --> 01:04:19,072 So we had to stop construction 1236 01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:20,876 until we could wrangle the rest of the dogs, 1237 01:04:20,900 --> 01:04:22,356 and you know Vince, he's always looking 1238 01:04:22,380 --> 01:04:23,990 for the opportunity in every problem, so- 1239 01:04:24,164 --> 01:04:25,731 Jesus Christ. 1240 01:04:25,905 --> 01:04:26,926 We thought we'd invite you all here, 1241 01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:28,429 make a game out of it, 1242 01:04:28,603 --> 01:04:30,320 you guys could help us wrangle the rest of them, 1243 01:04:30,344 --> 01:04:32,433 then it's like a win win. - My ass. 1244 01:04:32,607 --> 01:04:33,739 We'd put it inside the cage, 1245 01:04:33,913 --> 01:04:35,273 the dogs would come, and then wham, 1246 01:04:35,306 --> 01:04:37,090 the gate would slam shut, easy peasy. 1247 01:04:37,264 --> 01:04:40,006 Is this is the epic bash you're talking about? 1248 01:04:40,180 --> 01:04:41,180 And setting off the trap. 1249 01:04:41,312 --> 01:04:43,444 - What? - Yep. 1250 01:04:43,618 --> 01:04:45,533 One of the good ones. 1251 01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:47,511 Whoa, whoa, whoa, before you guys totally roast me, 1252 01:04:47,535 --> 01:04:49,059 just hold on a second. 1253 01:04:49,233 --> 01:04:49,973 I brought you here because I have something 1254 01:04:50,147 --> 01:04:51,975 that's a total game changer. 1255 01:04:52,149 --> 01:04:55,761 Oh, what you gonna get, some old crap licorice 1256 01:04:55,935 --> 01:04:56,980 and give it to the dog? 1257 01:04:57,154 --> 01:04:59,896 Ooh, I hope so, I'm starving. 1258 01:05:00,070 --> 01:05:03,116 Aha, check this shit out. 1259 01:05:03,290 --> 01:05:05,162 Wait, wait, we might not die. 1260 01:05:07,294 --> 01:05:08,402 Well, color me impressed then, 1261 01:05:08,426 --> 01:05:09,862 little lady. - Wow. 1262 01:05:10,036 --> 01:05:11,864 You've got the stance and everything. 1263 01:05:12,038 --> 01:05:13,605 Okay. 1264 01:05:13,779 --> 01:05:16,477 Wait, is that a goddamn paintball? 1265 01:05:19,524 --> 01:05:21,482 No, you done lost your goddamn mind. 1266 01:05:22,831 --> 01:05:24,224 What? 1267 01:05:24,398 --> 01:05:25,138 I'm sorry, this was 1268 01:05:25,312 --> 01:05:27,097 your game-changing surprise? 1269 01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:29,231 This really stings without proper protective gear. 1270 01:05:30,361 --> 01:05:32,232 I build stuff, okay? 1271 01:05:32,406 --> 01:05:36,323 So guys, if you keep hacking away at each other, 1272 01:05:36,497 --> 01:05:38,935 you might as well start digging your own graves. 1273 01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:40,806 We gotta get it together, 1274 01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:42,740 and I know this sounds strange coming from me 1275 01:05:42,808 --> 01:05:45,028 since I've been sitting on the sidelines throwing shade 1276 01:05:45,202 --> 01:05:47,552 at the whole fame game, but, you know, 1277 01:05:47,726 --> 01:05:49,566 I was just kind of petrified that if I dove in, 1278 01:05:49,597 --> 01:05:53,819 I'd lose every semblance of who I am. 1279 01:05:53,993 --> 01:05:55,753 And I'll-I'll admit that when we first got here, 1280 01:05:55,777 --> 01:05:57,866 Collins, if you ask me for the fucking wifi password, 1281 01:05:58,041 --> 01:05:59,216 I swear to god. 1282 01:06:00,652 --> 01:06:01,652 I wasn't gonna. 1283 01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:03,611 Then what? 1284 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:05,309 Hmm, well, nothing. 1285 01:06:05,483 --> 01:06:09,313 When we first got here, being trapped 1286 01:06:09,487 --> 01:06:12,620 on this island, it felt like a nightmare. 1287 01:06:12,794 --> 01:06:14,714 But since then, I see you for who you really are. 1288 01:06:14,796 --> 01:06:17,321 I mean, you're a crew of mavericks, 1289 01:06:17,495 --> 01:06:19,758 and we either fuse that collective madness 1290 01:06:19,932 --> 01:06:23,849 into an unstoppable force, or we crumble and we fall apart. 1291 01:06:24,023 --> 01:06:25,894 The choice is yours. 1292 01:06:29,028 --> 01:06:31,117 Goddamn. 1293 01:06:31,291 --> 01:06:32,423 That was sick, that's sick. 1294 01:06:32,597 --> 01:06:34,164 - All right, that was- - You rock. 1295 01:06:34,338 --> 01:06:35,034 I think you guys are missing the point 1296 01:06:35,208 --> 01:06:36,253 of my-my speech, though- 1297 01:06:36,427 --> 01:06:37,994 Was no one livestreaming that? 1298 01:06:38,168 --> 01:06:38,603 Should have been live streaming that. 1299 01:06:38,777 --> 01:06:40,083 I know, right? 1300 01:06:40,257 --> 01:06:41,337 Hey, I got it from up here. 1301 01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:43,651 Does anybody have the wifi password? 1302 01:06:45,175 --> 01:06:46,915 I'm gonna kill him. 1303 01:06:47,090 --> 01:06:48,719 Hey, do you have any idea of what's going on with him? 1304 01:06:48,743 --> 01:06:50,330 I, you know, I think it's just like an infection, 1305 01:06:50,354 --> 01:06:52,225 plus drugs, it's making his ADHD worse. 1306 01:06:52,399 --> 01:06:53,679 - Yeah, ADHD- - Cool, cool, cool, 1307 01:06:53,835 --> 01:06:55,228 cool, cool. 1308 01:06:55,402 --> 01:06:57,187 Look like the sun's about to set. 1309 01:06:57,361 --> 01:06:58,686 Thalia's little spit shooter's not gonna cut it. 1310 01:06:58,710 --> 01:06:59,710 - Man. - He's right. 1311 01:07:01,365 --> 01:07:03,165 I say we stay the night here and come morning, 1312 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:05,258 we scrounge together whatever we can use to fight them. 1313 01:07:05,282 --> 01:07:06,282 Woof, man. 1314 01:07:06,326 --> 01:07:07,371 Chomp chomp, bitch. 1315 01:07:07,545 --> 01:07:10,896 Let's kill those bitches. 1316 01:07:11,070 --> 01:07:12,898 Does anyone know what the wifi password is? 1317 01:09:04,792 --> 01:09:07,230 I was really close to my grandpa. 1318 01:09:07,404 --> 01:09:09,667 He had this super cool, like, ancient car 1319 01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:11,930 that I flipped for cash, dove headfirst 1320 01:09:12,104 --> 01:09:14,411 into MacGyver-ing some life hacks. 1321 01:09:14,585 --> 01:09:16,587 I'm actually a fan. 1322 01:09:16,761 --> 01:09:18,502 I pushed Vince to invite you to the island. 1323 01:09:18,676 --> 01:09:20,591 Oh, thanks, so glad you did. 1324 01:09:20,765 --> 01:09:23,507 Oh, shit, man, I'm sorry. 1325 01:09:23,681 --> 01:09:26,510 Seriously, I've been watching you grow since the early days, 1326 01:09:26,684 --> 01:09:29,469 and it's inspiring, dude. 1327 01:09:29,643 --> 01:09:31,167 Thalia, have you ever thought 1328 01:09:31,341 --> 01:09:32,622 about following in your sister's footsteps 1329 01:09:32,646 --> 01:09:34,300 with the whole acting thing? 1330 01:09:34,474 --> 01:09:35,843 You know, I tried with the gaming thing, 1331 01:09:35,867 --> 01:09:38,478 but nothing really stuck until I met Vince. 1332 01:09:38,652 --> 01:09:40,611 It kind of gave me this sense of purpose 1333 01:09:40,785 --> 01:09:43,048 that, you know, I never really had before, man. 1334 01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:44,702 How'd you guys meet? 1335 01:09:44,876 --> 01:09:47,313 Man, like, at my absolutly lowest, 1336 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:50,142 facedown, sprawled out in the dirt. 1337 01:09:50,316 --> 01:09:51,752 My god, rock bottom. 1338 01:09:51,926 --> 01:09:53,486 No, it was a shroom shack in New Mexico. 1339 01:09:53,580 --> 01:09:54,580 That's cool. 1340 01:09:56,235 --> 01:09:57,497 Someone is a deep sleeper. 1341 01:09:57,671 --> 01:09:59,543 He is really drooling. 1342 01:09:59,717 --> 01:10:01,545 I might get him a can. 1343 01:10:01,719 --> 01:10:03,319 Well, we'll find you a can after I detox- 1344 01:10:04,548 --> 01:10:05,766 I think he would have loved 1345 01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:08,595 to have been in that hut with you guys. 1346 01:10:08,769 --> 01:10:10,771 We'll bring him with us next time. 1347 01:10:10,945 --> 01:10:12,556 Once we get to the boat, 1348 01:10:12,730 --> 01:10:14,290 we'll have him to a hospital in an hour. 1349 01:10:26,700 --> 01:10:27,701 Has anyone seen Collins? 1350 01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:28,875 No. 1351 01:10:30,487 --> 01:10:33,098 He was here a second ago. 1352 01:10:33,272 --> 01:10:34,752 Last time I saw him, he went that way. 1353 01:10:37,058 --> 01:10:38,058 Oh, shit. 1354 01:10:39,887 --> 01:10:40,887 Collins? 1355 01:10:42,890 --> 01:10:44,022 Collins! 1356 01:10:44,196 --> 01:10:45,589 - Shh! - Shh! 1357 01:10:50,724 --> 01:10:52,804 I guess I'ma head into the bush and go hunt him down. 1358 01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:55,947 Good luck, dude. 1359 01:10:56,121 --> 01:10:58,036 Thanks. 1360 01:10:58,210 --> 01:10:59,516 Be careful. 1361 01:11:05,565 --> 01:11:08,176 Shit, I know you fucking lying. Collins! 1362 01:11:10,091 --> 01:11:11,091 Collins! 1363 01:11:14,357 --> 01:11:15,464 Man, get your ass over here. 1364 01:11:15,488 --> 01:11:17,011 Hey, Farmer Jay. 1365 01:11:17,185 --> 01:11:18,926 - Come here! - I'm coming, I'm coming. 1366 01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:20,339 You'd better pop it out like a goddamn jack-in-the-box. 1367 01:11:20,363 --> 01:11:21,581 Sorry, I was just peeing- 1368 01:11:21,755 --> 01:11:22,756 Goddamn. 1369 01:11:24,149 --> 01:11:25,237 You all kinds of fucked up. 1370 01:11:25,411 --> 01:11:28,327 Do you have the wifi password? 1371 01:11:31,243 --> 01:11:33,854 Do you have the wifi password? 1372 01:11:34,028 --> 01:11:35,856 I have it, it's get in the fucking cart. 1373 01:11:36,030 --> 01:11:37,030 No spaces? 1374 01:11:37,118 --> 01:11:38,250 All caps, let's go. 1375 01:11:38,424 --> 01:11:40,165 Hmm, I never thought of that. 1376 01:11:40,339 --> 01:11:41,993 I found him. 1377 01:11:42,167 --> 01:11:43,167 Oh, shit. 1378 01:11:51,176 --> 01:11:53,221 Okay. 1379 01:11:53,396 --> 01:11:55,354 I'm feeling omin-tiferous. 1380 01:11:55,528 --> 01:11:56,834 Uh-oh. 1381 01:11:57,008 --> 01:11:58,792 Hey, buddy, you all right there? 1382 01:11:58,966 --> 01:11:59,966 Do you? 1383 01:12:01,273 --> 01:12:03,057 Do I what? 1384 01:12:03,231 --> 01:12:04,363 Do you know? 1385 01:12:04,537 --> 01:12:05,843 The muffin man? 1386 01:12:06,017 --> 01:12:08,672 The wifi password? 1387 01:12:11,414 --> 01:12:14,765 Aw, man, not cool at all, man. 1388 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:20,510 I don't want it. 1389 01:12:20,684 --> 01:12:21,965 - You smell good, Mama. - No, thank you. 1390 01:12:21,989 --> 01:12:23,109 Okay, let's not be that guy. 1391 01:12:23,208 --> 01:12:23,904 Come on, Collins, I'm so sorry. 1392 01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:25,123 Cool. 1393 01:12:25,297 --> 01:12:26,297 Here we go. 1394 01:12:28,605 --> 01:12:30,128 So this is a thing. 1395 01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:35,263 If we ride into those dogs. 1396 01:12:35,438 --> 01:12:37,278 He definitely asked them for the wifi password. 1397 01:12:38,223 --> 01:12:39,050 Yeah. 1398 01:12:39,224 --> 01:12:40,704 Good to go, yeah. 1399 01:12:40,878 --> 01:12:41,878 Let's go. 1400 01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:46,330 - I'm ready, let's go. - Yeah, let's peace out. 1401 01:12:56,067 --> 01:12:57,677 Holy shit. 1402 01:12:57,851 --> 01:12:59,263 - Why are you stopping now? - Holy shit. 1403 01:12:59,287 --> 01:13:00,569 Holy literal shit. - Why are we stopping? 1404 01:13:00,593 --> 01:13:02,987 Oh, oh, my god, oh, it's just, 1405 01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:05,293 it's in the poo, it's chilling, it's in the poo. 1406 01:13:05,468 --> 01:13:07,470 Whoa, guys, it's gonna be fine. 1407 01:13:07,644 --> 01:13:09,524 This has gotta be some sign we're gonna be okay. 1408 01:13:09,646 --> 01:13:10,951 Mm-mm, mm-mm, girl. 1409 01:13:15,478 --> 01:13:17,828 Thalia, hey, Thalia. 1410 01:13:18,002 --> 01:13:19,307 Thalia. 1411 01:13:21,222 --> 01:13:23,355 Thalia! 1412 01:13:23,529 --> 01:13:24,878 Thalia! 1413 01:13:25,052 --> 01:13:26,184 Thalia, Thalia! - Thalia! 1414 01:13:26,358 --> 01:13:28,316 Oh, shit, hi, Spike. 1415 01:13:28,491 --> 01:13:30,884 You're a, you're a good little dude, right? 1416 01:13:31,058 --> 01:13:33,713 You got a little, you want some licorice? 1417 01:13:33,887 --> 01:13:36,412 Thalia, just get over here, don't talk to it. 1418 01:13:36,586 --> 01:13:38,414 Looks promising, right? 1419 01:13:38,588 --> 01:13:39,588 It's the best day ever. 1420 01:13:39,719 --> 01:13:41,417 Come on, come on, hurry! 1421 01:13:41,591 --> 01:13:42,831 - Come on, go! - Go, go, go, go! 1422 01:13:43,723 --> 01:13:44,855 Nice, guys. 1423 01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:47,553 Come on, guys. 1424 01:13:55,387 --> 01:13:57,321 Are we going the wrong way, like, away from the boat? 1425 01:13:57,345 --> 01:13:58,477 Yep, yep, yes, we are. 1426 01:14:02,612 --> 01:14:04,352 Oh, shit, oh, shit. 1427 01:14:06,354 --> 01:14:08,139 - Go on. - Oh, shit. 1428 01:14:08,313 --> 01:14:09,140 Oh, shit. 1429 01:14:09,314 --> 01:14:10,314 Hold on. 1430 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,015 Come on. 1431 01:14:17,278 --> 01:14:19,237 That's right, I'll cut a bitch. 1432 01:14:19,411 --> 01:14:21,761 Yeah, we'll cut your ass. 1433 01:14:28,551 --> 01:14:29,551 Oh, shit. 1434 01:14:34,731 --> 01:14:36,123 Fire it, fire over there! 1435 01:14:38,082 --> 01:14:41,868 Oh, shit, okay, okay, V, I see you. YeeHaw! 1436 01:14:46,133 --> 01:14:48,135 Damn. 1437 01:14:48,309 --> 01:14:49,548 Collins, come, Collins, give that back. 1438 01:14:49,572 --> 01:14:51,443 Collins, I need that, seriously. 1439 01:14:51,617 --> 01:14:52,966 Collins, give that back. 1440 01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:54,751 What's going on back there? 1441 01:14:54,925 --> 01:14:55,926 He took the sickle. 1442 01:14:56,100 --> 01:14:58,102 He can't steady himself. 1443 01:14:59,843 --> 01:15:00,844 Dude! 1444 01:15:01,018 --> 01:15:03,411 Dude, dude, why, whoa, why? 1445 01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:05,631 Sorry. 1446 01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:08,765 Oh, man, whoa. 1447 01:15:08,939 --> 01:15:10,027 - Collins! - Oh, man. 1448 01:15:10,201 --> 01:15:11,201 Shit. 1449 01:15:13,421 --> 01:15:14,814 What the fuck? 1450 01:15:14,988 --> 01:15:16,009 Stop, stop, stop, we can't 1451 01:15:16,033 --> 01:15:17,184 leave without Collins. - Shit. 1452 01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:19,297 I'm going in for the save. 1453 01:15:19,471 --> 01:15:21,647 Okay, okay, all right, get ready. 1454 01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:23,083 Are you ready? 1455 01:15:23,257 --> 01:15:25,259 Get ready, man, you're gonna jump, okay? 1456 01:15:25,433 --> 01:15:27,513 You've got this, you've got this, bro, come on, okay. 1457 01:15:33,137 --> 01:15:34,225 I bet you can't catch me. 1458 01:15:34,399 --> 01:15:35,487 Collins! 1459 01:15:35,661 --> 01:15:37,054 Come and get me, Farmer Jay. 1460 01:15:37,228 --> 01:15:40,100 Hold on, Collins, wait, wait, wait! 1461 01:15:40,274 --> 01:15:41,362 Hold on, bro. 1462 01:15:42,363 --> 01:15:43,363 Damn, he's fast. 1463 01:15:45,628 --> 01:15:47,238 Come on, man. 1464 01:15:47,412 --> 01:15:48,955 Come and get me. - I'm too old for this shit. 1465 01:15:48,979 --> 01:15:50,328 Join the party. 1466 01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:04,863 Hang on. 1467 01:16:06,605 --> 01:16:10,348 Hey, you guys promised me a party, Farmer Jay. 1468 01:16:10,522 --> 01:16:11,915 Come on, Collins, man, 1469 01:16:12,089 --> 01:16:13,656 you're gonna get us killed out here. 1470 01:16:23,404 --> 01:16:24,710 Oh, shit, mother. 1471 01:16:29,236 --> 01:16:31,064 You look like shit, man. 1472 01:16:32,370 --> 01:16:33,719 Dumb luck. 1473 01:16:35,286 --> 01:16:36,504 Damn. 1474 01:17:08,536 --> 01:17:09,712 Shit, oh, shit. 1475 01:17:09,886 --> 01:17:11,627 Hold on, hold on. 1476 01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:13,001 We're reversing, we gotta get. 1477 01:17:13,063 --> 01:17:15,979 It's okay, hold on. 1478 01:17:16,153 --> 01:17:18,111 Thalia, try to hold it steady. 1479 01:17:18,285 --> 01:17:19,285 What do you want from me? 1480 01:17:21,724 --> 01:17:23,639 This isn't straight road. 1481 01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:27,077 Oh, shit, I lost it. 1482 01:17:29,514 --> 01:17:30,994 This is beyond scary. 1483 01:17:34,388 --> 01:17:36,173 Guys, cliff. 1484 01:17:36,347 --> 01:17:37,547 I have nowhere to go, I can't. 1485 01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:48,315 There's the boat. 1486 01:17:48,489 --> 01:17:51,362 Just like I planned it, this way. Come on. 1487 01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:59,196 If I drown, you gotta get me, okay? 1488 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:04,897 Come on, kick those legs. 1489 01:18:05,071 --> 01:18:06,464 Swim, fishy, swim. 1490 01:18:08,161 --> 01:18:09,815 Swim fast, faster, swim faster! 1491 01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,907 We're gonna have to climb the ropes. 1492 01:18:17,431 --> 01:18:19,825 Wait, wait, okay, please, God. 1493 01:18:22,872 --> 01:18:25,744 Go, go, go, come on, Thalia, climb, climb! 1494 01:18:25,918 --> 01:18:28,007 Come on, Thalia, use your arms. 1495 01:18:28,181 --> 01:18:29,593 Come on, you don't have to buy me dinner first. 1496 01:18:29,617 --> 01:18:31,184 Just put your hands up my ass and push. 1497 01:18:31,358 --> 01:18:33,143 Reach my hand, reach my hand, come on. 1498 01:18:33,317 --> 01:18:35,275 You're so close. 1499 01:18:35,449 --> 01:18:35,972 Hang on, Violet, I'm coming up there. 1500 01:18:36,146 --> 01:18:37,625 Thalia, hang tight. 1501 01:18:41,978 --> 01:18:42,978 Nice, CrossFit? 1502 01:18:43,109 --> 01:18:44,197 Pilates. 1503 01:18:44,371 --> 01:18:46,591 Thalia, come on, take my hand. 1504 01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:48,375 You've got this, girl. 1505 01:18:48,549 --> 01:18:50,109 Come on, girl, it's just like gym class. 1506 01:18:50,203 --> 01:18:51,483 I was homeschooled, though, man. 1507 01:18:51,552 --> 01:18:52,553 Oh, shit. 1508 01:18:53,337 --> 01:18:54,337 Come on. 1509 01:19:01,214 --> 01:19:05,218 Come on, please, please just climb, just climb, come on. 1510 01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:08,656 Lift your feet, lift your feet, lift your feet. 1511 01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:18,014 Okay. 1512 01:19:20,059 --> 01:19:21,179 Shoot it with the flare gun! 1513 01:19:29,852 --> 01:19:31,549 Eat my flare, motherfucker. 1514 01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:45,974 Oh, my God, Thalia, thank God you're okay. 1515 01:19:45,998 --> 01:19:47,478 Thank you guys. 1516 01:19:47,652 --> 01:19:49,001 Hey, you okay? 1517 01:19:49,175 --> 01:19:51,177 That's amazing, still breathing. 1518 01:19:51,351 --> 01:19:53,179 Please tell me you still have the boat key. 1519 01:19:55,399 --> 01:19:56,399 Yes. 1520 01:19:56,530 --> 01:19:57,749 Okay, let's go get Collins, 1521 01:19:57,923 --> 01:19:58,663 and then we're-Fuck, yeah. 1522 01:19:58,837 --> 01:19:59,882 The fuck off this island. 1523 01:20:00,056 --> 01:20:01,579 Yes, that. 1524 01:20:01,753 --> 01:20:02,833 I've been looking for that. 1525 01:20:06,976 --> 01:20:08,934 Mason, we all want to get off this island. 1526 01:20:09,108 --> 01:20:11,154 I really want to go get Collins, and we'll go. 1527 01:20:11,328 --> 01:20:13,809 Shit, I want my ear back. 1528 01:20:15,767 --> 01:20:17,508 What are you gonna do, huh? 1529 01:20:17,682 --> 01:20:20,119 Dude, you're like a walking WebMD nightmare right now, 1530 01:20:20,293 --> 01:20:22,730 okay, let's just, like, get back to the mainland, dude, 1531 01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:24,105 and figure this all out, yeah? 1532 01:20:24,210 --> 01:20:26,691 I tried to get us all out of here, 1533 01:20:26,865 --> 01:20:28,388 but what did you guys do? 1534 01:20:28,562 --> 01:20:31,087 You let me stay with Cujo's evil twin. 1535 01:20:31,261 --> 01:20:32,479 What the fuck is the deal, 1536 01:20:32,653 --> 01:20:34,177 fam, huh? - W-well, 1537 01:20:34,351 --> 01:20:36,570 we knew you'd be okay, Mason. 1538 01:20:36,744 --> 01:20:39,922 With how strong you are, we knew you'd make it back safely. 1539 01:20:40,096 --> 01:20:42,359 Yeah, really good job, Mason. 1540 01:20:42,533 --> 01:20:44,013 - Yeah, Mason. - Way to go. 1541 01:20:44,187 --> 01:20:46,624 Dude, how did you get away from-from those dogs? 1542 01:20:46,798 --> 01:20:47,798 Which dog? 1543 01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:50,976 This dog? 1544 01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,636 Come here, come here. 1545 01:21:00,029 --> 01:21:01,465 Don't take another step. 1546 01:21:01,639 --> 01:21:03,119 Or what? 1547 01:21:07,297 --> 01:21:08,341 Sic 'em. 1548 01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:19,787 Get them, get them! 1549 01:21:19,962 --> 01:21:22,138 Push the dog away from you. 1550 01:21:22,312 --> 01:21:23,312 You're in my kill box. 1551 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,227 What? 1552 01:21:24,401 --> 01:21:25,837 I cannot engage tango. 1553 01:21:26,011 --> 01:21:27,447 Cool assault rifle, bro. 1554 01:21:30,189 --> 01:21:31,321 Is that a paintball gun? 1555 01:21:31,495 --> 01:21:32,670 Wow, I'm embarrassed for you. 1556 01:21:32,844 --> 01:21:34,498 Now, Queen. 1557 01:21:48,207 --> 01:21:49,600 Dude. - What? 1558 01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:51,907 Your arm. 1559 01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:04,920 Grab on, oh, my God, I got you. 1560 01:22:05,094 --> 01:22:06,617 Help me up, please. 1561 01:22:06,791 --> 01:22:08,401 - Hang on. - Please. 1562 01:22:13,450 --> 01:22:15,365 Bitch, that's right. 1563 01:22:26,158 --> 01:22:28,030 Is that all you got? 1564 01:22:36,647 --> 01:22:39,563 I tried to hold on, man, I really did. 1565 01:22:40,825 --> 01:22:41,825 I know. 1566 01:22:48,833 --> 01:22:49,833 Okay, run. Run! 1567 01:23:03,413 --> 01:23:05,110 What the, why isn't it? 1568 01:23:07,852 --> 01:23:10,028 God, these dogs take big shits. 1569 01:23:18,254 --> 01:23:19,254 Whoa. 1570 01:23:30,962 --> 01:23:31,962 Oh, shit. 1571 01:23:37,534 --> 01:23:39,623 Oh ho ho, yes, it worked. 1572 01:23:47,979 --> 01:23:49,459 Oh, shit, oh, Violet. 1573 01:23:58,772 --> 01:23:59,772 Violet! 1574 01:24:04,952 --> 01:24:06,215 Collins? 1575 01:24:08,434 --> 01:24:10,741 Hey, V, there you are. 1576 01:24:10,915 --> 01:24:11,959 Hey, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1577 01:24:12,134 --> 01:24:13,918 How'd you get on the boat? 1578 01:24:14,092 --> 01:24:15,876 With them. 1579 01:24:18,444 --> 01:24:20,403 I came with them. 1580 01:24:23,275 --> 01:24:24,407 Violet, come back! 1581 01:24:24,581 --> 01:24:26,844 This place is paradise! 1582 01:24:27,018 --> 01:24:28,193 Violet, hold on. 1583 01:24:29,499 --> 01:24:30,674 Oh, sweet baby Jesus. 1584 01:24:35,592 --> 01:24:37,420 Okay, good boy, oh, God. 1585 01:24:43,165 --> 01:24:44,245 Collins, you're my brother. 1586 01:24:44,340 --> 01:24:46,081 It's you and me, 1587 01:24:46,255 --> 01:24:48,175 and we are going to get you back to the mainland. 1588 01:24:48,257 --> 01:24:50,563 Stop. Here, champagne. 1589 01:24:50,737 --> 01:24:52,304 And you're gonna get better. 1590 01:24:52,478 --> 01:24:53,827 I know, V. 1591 01:24:54,001 --> 01:24:55,001 Collins. 1592 01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:57,875 Okay, good boy. 1593 01:25:10,366 --> 01:25:12,977 Don't forget to smash the like button! 1594 01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:14,979 Shit, fuck, faster. 1595 01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:19,156 Collins. 1596 01:25:26,991 --> 01:25:28,427 Ah, what the fuck? 1597 01:25:28,601 --> 01:25:31,256 God, that really fucking hurt, V. 1598 01:25:33,867 --> 01:25:35,608 That guy upstairs, if I'm gonna go out, 1599 01:25:35,782 --> 01:25:37,132 can you make it, like, like, 1600 01:25:37,306 --> 01:25:39,395 a little heroic or cool looking? 1601 01:25:39,569 --> 01:25:42,093 You shot my only good ankle. 1602 01:25:42,267 --> 01:25:43,399 Can you make me look cool? 1603 01:25:46,445 --> 01:25:48,012 Oh, God, dear God, somebody help! 1604 01:25:50,797 --> 01:25:54,018 No, no, no, no, no. 1605 01:25:54,192 --> 01:25:56,499 Whoa, oh, holy shit, dude. 1606 01:26:00,633 --> 01:26:03,201 Oh, that was fucking awesome. 1607 01:26:09,120 --> 01:26:12,036 Who's driving this thing, whoa. 1608 01:26:14,256 --> 01:26:15,909 Ow. 1609 01:26:16,083 --> 01:26:17,433 What was that? 1610 01:26:18,825 --> 01:26:19,825 Oh, man. 1611 01:26:25,005 --> 01:26:26,616 Fuck! 1612 01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:29,314 Fuck, this close, this fucking close. 1613 01:26:32,709 --> 01:26:36,843 Sayonara, Vincetopia, it's been real. 1614 01:26:40,891 --> 01:26:42,371 Oh, my god, it feels good to sit down. 1615 01:26:44,938 --> 01:26:46,723 Holy shit. 1616 01:26:46,897 --> 01:26:48,788 I guess we're officially just sitting duck status, 1617 01:26:48,812 --> 01:26:50,596 just sitting here, chilling, 1618 01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:54,034 waiting to die, I guess, man. 1619 01:26:56,298 --> 01:26:57,298 This is my last one. 1620 01:26:58,909 --> 01:27:00,127 You can have the big half. 1621 01:27:02,173 --> 01:27:03,173 Cheers. 1622 01:27:03,261 --> 01:27:05,524 Cheers. 1623 01:27:08,527 --> 01:27:10,442 I guess this makes us friends? 1624 01:27:10,616 --> 01:27:12,792 I'd say we're friends for life, man. 1625 01:27:12,966 --> 01:27:14,011 Yeah. 1626 01:27:18,407 --> 01:27:20,322 If one of those little fuckers bites me, 1627 01:27:20,496 --> 01:27:22,846 I promise I won't go all rabid on you, okay? 1628 01:27:23,020 --> 01:27:26,893 You planning on being the world's first vegan rabid human? 1629 01:27:27,067 --> 01:27:28,947 Okay, well, worst case, you can take that chair, 1630 01:27:29,069 --> 01:27:30,349 you can just hit me over the head 1631 01:27:30,462 --> 01:27:33,770 with it super hard, like, WWE. 1632 01:27:33,944 --> 01:27:35,598 It'd be kind of dope, actually. 1633 01:27:35,772 --> 01:27:38,253 That sounds so exhausting. 1634 01:27:38,427 --> 01:27:40,385 Okay, yeah, I feel that. 1635 01:27:40,559 --> 01:27:43,258 I don't want to make you work harder. 1636 01:27:59,317 --> 01:28:00,840 Okay, let's do this. 1637 01:28:09,675 --> 01:28:10,675 Hey, hey. 1638 01:28:13,897 --> 01:28:14,897 Got it. 1639 01:28:22,122 --> 01:28:23,123 Fucking get him. 1640 01:28:29,173 --> 01:28:31,044 It's not doing any damage. 1641 01:28:31,218 --> 01:28:33,220 It's our last shot, oh, God. 1642 01:28:45,058 --> 01:28:46,930 The hull, baby. 1643 01:28:47,974 --> 01:28:48,974 Whoa! 1644 01:28:59,421 --> 01:29:01,423 Oh, someone's coming to help us. 1645 01:29:01,597 --> 01:29:03,037 Oh, thank you, man, thank you, Jesus. 1646 01:29:10,170 --> 01:29:13,260 Hayden, Hayden! 1647 01:29:13,435 --> 01:29:15,567 Hayden. 1648 01:29:16,829 --> 01:29:19,397 Hey, nice boots, hello. 1649 01:29:19,571 --> 01:29:21,051 Hello. 1650 01:29:21,225 --> 01:29:23,532 Hey, do you have the wifi password? 1651 01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:27,362 Dude, that's my sister. 1652 01:29:27,536 --> 01:29:29,407 Ah! 1653 01:29:37,415 --> 01:29:39,939 You know, I think if I had better footwear, 1654 01:29:40,113 --> 01:29:41,680 I could do that, too. 1655 01:29:41,854 --> 01:29:44,640 Oh, I think I remember you, motherfucker. 1656 01:29:50,341 --> 01:29:52,082 God, she's cool. 1657 01:29:52,256 --> 01:29:54,127 Hayden, watch out! 1658 01:29:59,306 --> 01:30:01,047 Hayden, Hayden! 1659 01:30:01,221 --> 01:30:05,138 Thalia, hang on, I gotta fuck with this dog real quick. 1660 01:30:05,312 --> 01:30:07,097 Fuck yeah, man. 1661 01:30:07,271 --> 01:30:08,925 Holy shit, hi! 1662 01:30:09,099 --> 01:30:11,797 Oh, my god, where the hell is everyone else? 1663 01:30:11,971 --> 01:30:13,843 It's just my brother that we need to grab. 1664 01:30:14,017 --> 01:30:15,211 Is he the dude hanging off the back of the boat? 1665 01:30:15,235 --> 01:30:16,846 Yeah. 1666 01:30:17,020 --> 01:30:18,476 Yeah, I had to anchor him down with an arrow. 1667 01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:19,283 It's a long story. 1668 01:30:19,457 --> 01:30:20,545 Let's go. 1669 01:30:25,289 --> 01:30:27,073 Go, go, go, go, go, run! 1670 01:30:28,161 --> 01:30:29,161 Faster! 1671 01:30:30,903 --> 01:30:32,818 Oh, Hayden, behind you. 1672 01:30:34,037 --> 01:30:35,037 Play dead. 1673 01:30:39,042 --> 01:30:40,304 Let's go. 1674 01:30:42,306 --> 01:30:44,874 Ow! 1675 01:30:45,048 --> 01:30:46,745 Hey, whoa, whoa, dude. 1676 01:30:46,919 --> 01:30:48,244 Hayden, Hayden, you have to keep your hand 1677 01:30:48,268 --> 01:30:49,313 on the joystick, man. 1678 01:30:50,270 --> 01:30:51,446 Are you sure? 1679 01:30:51,620 --> 01:30:53,143 Mm-hmm, yeah, okay, 1680 01:30:53,317 --> 01:30:54,903 so the instructor said- My hand on that? 1681 01:30:54,927 --> 01:30:56,712 Okay. - You have to put your hand- 1682 01:30:56,886 --> 01:30:58,322 Always this, and the other 1683 01:30:58,496 --> 01:30:59,736 one here. - Are you shitting me? 1684 01:30:59,889 --> 01:31:01,169 Where the fuck are my sunglasses? 1685 01:31:01,499 --> 01:31:02,718 Okay. 1686 01:31:02,892 --> 01:31:04,415 How'd you know where to find us? 1687 01:31:04,589 --> 01:31:05,764 Thalia's live stream. 1688 01:31:11,770 --> 01:31:12,770 This is fun. 1689 01:31:17,341 --> 01:31:18,421 - Go for it, man. - Pull it. 1690 01:31:18,908 --> 01:31:20,344 All right. 1691 01:31:23,216 --> 01:31:26,655 You pull it again. 1692 01:31:26,829 --> 01:31:28,221 Nice, baby. 1693 01:31:28,395 --> 01:31:29,484 Pull it again. 1694 01:31:32,095 --> 01:31:33,139 Hell, yeah. 1695 01:31:33,313 --> 01:31:34,358 Whoa. 1696 01:31:34,532 --> 01:31:35,532 Burn, baby, burn. 1697 01:31:35,577 --> 01:31:36,403 It's missing a paw. 1698 01:31:36,578 --> 01:31:37,927 Hell, yeah. 1699 01:31:45,935 --> 01:31:47,806 Wait! 1700 01:31:47,980 --> 01:31:51,593 I'm still here, come back! 1701 01:32:11,090 --> 01:32:13,571 Let's make movie magic, everybody. 1702 01:32:15,660 --> 01:32:17,967 Sometimes, when I'm making a cake, 1703 01:32:18,141 --> 01:32:22,667 it's just a good idea to spread the frosting. 1704 01:32:29,413 --> 01:32:30,413 Whoa! 1705 01:32:34,592 --> 01:32:38,161 Could I get a towel? 1706 01:32:40,293 --> 01:32:41,904 Thanks. 1707 01:32:42,078 --> 01:32:43,340 And can you wipe off, 1708 01:32:43,514 --> 01:32:45,231 there's some, there's a piece of banana on you. 1709 01:32:45,255 --> 01:32:46,711 - Obviously, that's what she- - It's so slippery. 1710 01:32:46,735 --> 01:32:49,738 Come on, think about it. 1711 01:32:52,828 --> 01:32:55,700 All right, right, all right, come at me. 1712 01:32:55,874 --> 01:32:57,789 Your mama's a bitch. 1713 01:33:02,489 --> 01:33:07,103 I want to see these dogs verified on Instagram. 1714 01:33:07,277 --> 01:33:08,428 This feels like a fucking fever dream. 1715 01:33:08,452 --> 01:33:10,497 What the fuck is the deal, fam? 1716 01:33:10,672 --> 01:33:12,325 We knew you would be okay, Mason, 1717 01:33:12,499 --> 01:33:14,619 how strong you are, I have, I have a question for you. 1718 01:33:15,677 --> 01:33:17,156 You need makeup. 1719 01:33:17,330 --> 01:33:19,376 I can read the line. 1720 01:33:19,550 --> 01:33:23,336 My FBO in Van Nuys and tell him to spark up. 1721 01:33:23,510 --> 01:33:25,817 Get sparky, really, she knows all of my lines. 1722 01:33:25,991 --> 01:33:27,210 She should just do me. 1723 01:33:27,384 --> 01:33:29,125 Okay, let's go. 1724 01:33:31,823 --> 01:33:32,824 I found him. 1725 01:33:40,876 --> 01:33:41,964 Well. 1726 01:33:48,797 --> 01:33:52,061 I've never felt better in my life. 1727 01:33:52,235 --> 01:33:53,802 Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm. 1728 01:33:56,369 --> 01:33:59,198 Fuse our collective force of madness together 1729 01:33:59,372 --> 01:34:00,983 to be an unstoppable force, or- 1730 01:34:02,375 --> 01:34:03,681 Sorry, guys. 1731 01:34:14,039 --> 01:34:16,825 What, you're now leaving, guys? 1732 01:34:16,999 --> 01:34:18,653 Inside voices, for the love of God. 1733 01:34:18,827 --> 01:34:20,611 Audio control on this jet pack? 1734 01:34:20,785 --> 01:34:22,961 I gotta stop smoking so much weed, guys. 1735 01:34:27,531 --> 01:34:29,011 I always wondered that in movies, 1736 01:34:29,402 --> 01:34:30,815 When are people finding the time to go pee? 1737 01:34:30,839 --> 01:34:31,839 Or poop. 1738 01:34:31,927 --> 01:34:32,927 There's dogs out there. 1739 01:34:33,276 --> 01:34:34,407 I know. 1740 01:34:34,581 --> 01:34:35,581 So you have to hold it. 1741 01:34:37,410 --> 01:34:38,692 You went from "Damn, boy," to "Damn, boy!" 1742 01:34:38,716 --> 01:34:41,327 Let's go. 1743 01:34:41,501 --> 01:34:43,242 We don't have time for this. 1744 01:34:45,418 --> 01:34:47,029 It's not working. 1745 01:34:47,203 --> 01:34:49,858 - Okay, here you go. - The best day ever! 1746 01:35:01,434 --> 01:35:03,064 Probably gonna be right where you are, Grace. 1747 01:35:03,088 --> 01:35:05,787 Okay, okay, okay, sorry. 1748 01:35:07,832 --> 01:35:09,834 Oh, dear, sorry, I'm gonna take that back. 1749 01:35:12,358 --> 01:35:13,838 My eyelashes. 1750 01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:19,844 So we need to get her 1751 01:35:20,018 --> 01:35:22,499 to-to-to call the Navy SEALs, or- 1752 01:35:25,589 --> 01:35:28,592 Okay, okay, another towel. 1753 01:35:34,337 --> 01:35:35,077 - Go, go, go! - We gotta go, we gotta go! 1754 01:35:35,251 --> 01:35:37,035 Okay. 1755 01:35:37,209 --> 01:35:38,689 - I said the- - Real fake. 1756 01:35:38,863 --> 01:35:39,995 That was fucking good. 1757 01:35:40,169 --> 01:35:41,518 That was good. - That was goddamn- 1758 01:35:41,692 --> 01:35:43,041 Don't do that, I'm not into dudes. 1759 01:35:43,215 --> 01:35:46,915 This is shaping up to be quite the adventure. 1760 01:36:14,072 --> 01:36:15,072 Bro, you talking to me? 1761 01:36:16,858 --> 01:36:17,989 What a time to be alive. 1762 01:36:29,958 --> 01:36:31,118 Did you just say it's edible? 1763 01:36:31,220 --> 01:36:33,918 He did say it's edible. 1764 01:36:39,054 --> 01:36:44,711 Do you want a photo or a video? 1765 01:36:50,282 --> 01:36:52,241 Bingo. 1766 01:36:52,415 --> 01:36:54,112 There are signs, we'll find our way. 1767 01:36:54,286 --> 01:36:55,897 We don't speak these signs. 1768 01:36:58,290 --> 01:37:00,090 Listen, we will find our way, but he wouldn't. 1769 01:37:00,205 --> 01:37:01,903 Okay, we got confidence. 1770 01:37:06,211 --> 01:37:07,604 Y'all probably already know her 1771 01:37:07,778 --> 01:37:09,058 and y'all are probably gonna send 1772 01:37:09,084 --> 01:37:10,476 me a whole bunch of messages. 1773 01:37:10,781 --> 01:37:12,261 Who are we talking to right now? 1774 01:37:12,435 --> 01:37:13,629 I have no idea who you're talking to 1775 01:37:13,653 --> 01:37:14,674 'cause there ain't no service, so. 1776 01:37:14,698 --> 01:37:16,047 So you can't fall out. 1777 01:37:16,395 --> 01:37:17,395 Exactly, stay safe, kids. 1778 01:37:26,101 --> 01:37:28,538 None of us speak Spanish. 1779 01:37:28,712 --> 01:37:33,412 Hey, hey. 1780 01:37:33,586 --> 01:37:35,675 Why you asking me if I'm okay, lady. 1781 01:37:39,984 --> 01:37:41,638 Welcome to Guatemala. 1782 01:37:41,812 --> 01:37:44,032 Trying to see if I can get you to lick me, hey. 1783 01:37:47,339 --> 01:37:49,689 Get it hot and fresh.